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It’s better to be safe than sorry, but the signing of Tyrell Malacia means that Manchester United will now have five left backs at their disposal and yet still not one specialist defensive midfielder.
Malacia is a fantastic player and is being acquired for a bargain price. No complaints there. And United finally appear to have a signing. No complaints there either. But despite Luke Shaw’s inconsistencies, Alex Telles’ struggles and Alvaro Fernandez probably still being too green around the gills, do we really need five players in the same position? Given that Brandon Williams is not a bad backup either? Diogo Dalot can also play on that flank as well so you could argue we’ve now got six players capable of filling the role.
At the time of writing, United are chasing centre backs, right wingers and attacking midfielders (Christian Eriksen incoming). There isn’t even a whiff of interest in a defensive midfielder – a position in which the club has no staff at all since Nemanja Matic left.
Declan Rice is too expensive, they say. N’Golo Kanté, too old. Others have been snapped up by other clubs already. Why was it not United’s priority from the start?
We are told that John Murtough and co. want to get the Frenkie de Jong deal over the line before they start looking at other positions. The story goes that the final cost of De Jong will determine how much is left to strengthen in other positions.
The holding midfield signing shouldn’t be the pair of socks you buy with the change you’ve got left over after buying a suit, though, should it?
And how long are we going to spend trying the suit on and haggling with the tailor over the price? Are we destined for another summer of discontent? Fabregas. Ronaldinho. Sancho. Haaland. Ramos. Sneijder. Thiago. Hazard. Essien. We’d all signed all of them in our minds.
Meanwhile, there’s not a soul to protect the defence and we could be looking at another season of McFred, or McBeek, or Van de Fred.
What will perfectionist Erik ten Hag be making of the circus? Can he patch up some of the old torn suits he’s found in his new wardrobe, take them to the dry cleaners and get them looking like new again? It might be his best hope of not looking like a tramp.
Other than the obvious – Erik’s first match in charge against old rivals Liverpool – these questions form the basis of the theme of this issue, as we look at how the Dutchman is going about his business and how the transfer policy is unfolding.
It could all be coming together, but it’s fair to say at this stage, the jury is out.
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“Reds Stars Baffled by ‘Control Freak’ Ten Hag!”
“Draining Sessions – United Struggling Under ‘Unreasonable’ Erik”
“Ten Bags?! EtH Blasts Shaw’s Latest ‘Crisps ‘n’ Revels’ Binge”.
After the ‘good vibes only’ of Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, it was perhaps inevitable that snapping the current crop of United stars out of their easy-going mindset would be a huge challenge.
Standards had been slipping for years and there seemed to be few, if any, consequences for poor performances. Mediocrity wasn’t just tolerated – it had become the norm.
Dragging United into the modern era proved a bridge too far for Ralf Rangnick, who failed to win over the hearts and minds of the dressing room and ended up looking like the only person on the Titanic trying to be heard shouting ‘iceberg’ over the sounds of popping corks.
Erik ten Hag will need to reverse this sense of atrophy and acceptance and stories of his time at FC Utrecht provide clues about what his new charges should expect.
During his early days with the Dutch minnows, it’s said that training games were constantly interrupted by the peep of a whistle as the new coach interrupted the flow of play to highlight a minor instruction not being followed.
Training sessions could last for hours and players complained of feeling mentally drained by what seemed an overbearing level of micromanagement.
Then, as his methods became ingrained, the whistles receded and his obsessive attention to detail started to yield results.
Former-keeper Robbin Ruiter said, “We’d come from a coach who gave us a lot of freedom and a lot of fun – laughing and joking around – and we went to a coach like Erik who was putting us through three hours on the pitch where you don’t think you’re doing much.”
Ruiter’s observations share almost uncanny parallels with the indulged group of princelings who plumbed the depths to deliver arguably United’s worst season since the Premier League began.
So, what does the latest manager to occupy the Old Trafford hot seat expect from his teams?
Apart from 15mm grass pitches, he’s going to demand quick, one-touch football. Defenders will be expected to build out from the back, all players will be expected to be confident on the ball and able to switch positions.
Pass and move will be the order of the day, with attackers constantly looking to occupy spaces and make dangerous runs. It will be front-foot, intense and proactive.
It seems a world away from the ‘Express yourselves!’ limitations of Ole-ball. Which begs the question, is this group capable of rising to the challenge?
The first thing Ten Hag will see is that his best keeper, David de Dea, is average with his feet and often rooted to his line. The Spaniard is 32 in November, so is probably beyond remoulding.
His full-backs will need to improve their fitness and output if they’re going to provide enough width and penetration to pin opposition defences back. On the right side, only Diogo Dalot has the technique to be an asset in the opponents’ half.
Crucially, attackers will need to shake off the lethargy of seasons past to impose themselves on centre backs and lead from the front.
Nothing we’ve previously seen from the likes of Marcus Rashford, Cristiano Ronaldo, or the statuesque Antony Martial, inspires confidence in their ability to harass opponents and chase lost causes.
In defence, can Harry Maguire and Raphael Varane be made to feel comfortable in a high line? If not, does the current captain get dropped to the bench? And, if so, could he remain captain from the sidelines?
Then there’s United’s ground zero – the midfield. Could Bruno Fernandes be coached to rein in the risk-taking and offer more control? Do Scott McTominay and Fred have hidden technical abilities that could see them revitalised under a new manager. It feels like blind hope more than expectation.
Question marks plague the entire squad and they won’t all be answered by dipping into the transfer market. To an extent, Ten Hag will need to work with what he’s got.
However, while here are sensible reservations over most positions, the former Ajax coach’s biggest challenge will be to change the mindset and, with that, the culture.
If he can’t get this pampered bunch of underachievers to buy into his methods, individual personnel will mean little. History tells us that, when pressure is applied, this group will drip feed negativity to the press and switch the focus from themselves to the failings of the manager.
If he can win the battle for hearts and minds, he stands a chance. Everyone, at every level of the club, needs to heed the words of the last great boss and stand by the manager. Only then will the Dutchman have a fighting chance of becoming the club’s next great boss.
Scott Eckersley
How will Jurgen Klopp’s side bounce back from league and European heartbreak?
How will Jurgen Klopp’s side bounce back from league and European heartbreak?

Jurgen Klopp has faced ten Hag on two occasions, with two 1-0 victories in the 2019 Champions League group stage against Ajax. The German also enjoyed historic successes over United in both Premier League matches last term and the motivation for the both the players and the new boss should be huge.

Calvin Ramsay recently completed a £6.5m move to Anfield and will be looking to prove himself a genuine competitor for Trent Alexander-Arnold’s right back spot. The teenager provided 4 assists in 22 games in the Scottish Premier League and was on the radar of Europe’s biggest clubs before Liverpool snatched him up from Aberdeen.
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The Rajamangala Stadium will play host to what promises to be an unusually fierce preseason encounter. Manchester United’s visit to play the Thailand national team back in 2001 remains the attendance record for the stadium to this day at 65,000. Always assured of a huge following when travelling east, the Red Devils will be hoping for another win in Bangkok.

Darwin Nunez will be available for Liverpool having reported to training in the first week of July, following his mammoth move from Benfica. The Red Devils opted against the Uruguayan due to concerns over his huge price tag in light of the work that needs to be done on the rest of the squad, however many United fans will be hoping the forward does not show that to be a mistake on Tuesday.

United and Liverpool have met 14 times at neutral venues and United edge it, with five wins to four. United have four neutral ground FA Cup victories and two draws, Liverpool have two League Cup wins and there have been five Community Shield encounters evenly shared. In the only ever friendly between the two teams played on a neutral ground, Liverpool triumphed 4-1 in 2018 in Michigan with a debut goal from Xherdan Shaqiri and others from Mané, Ojo and Sturridge. Andreas Pereira scored United's consolation.

Liverpool returned for preseason training only on 4th July, although those who spent time on international duty are likely to have extra time off. This is likely to leave some Nations League stars undercooked for the encounter, with Andrew Robertson, Virgil van Dijk and Diogo Jota among them. With Brazil’s game against Argentina called off, it remains to be seen if Firmino and Fabinho link up with the squad earlier than planned or not.
With a staggered return due to individual’s various international commitments, we expect a rotated line-up to kick off Manchester United’s preseason tour against Liverpool.
Among the first through the door at Carrington were David De Gea, Aaron Wan-Bissaka, Victor Lindelof, Donny van de Beek and Antony Martial.
We can expect some or all of those to feature in Erik ten Hag’s first outing.
Marcus Rashford, Jadon Sancho, Axel Tuanzebe, Eric Bailly, Luke Shaw, Amad and Tom Heaton are also available, although the likes of Harry Maguire and Bruno Fernandes are not expected to feature prominently owing to their late return to preseason training. The same is probably true of new signing Tyrell Malacia. Maguire has been training separately and Raphael Varane and Sccott McTominay haven’t trained at all at time of writing, so they will almost certainly not feature.
Cristiano Ronaldo did not board the plane for the tour amidst doubts about his future at the club. Alvaro Fernandez, Brandon Williams, Phil Jones, Andreas Pereira and Shola Shoretire also did not travel.
In terms of setup, the personnel available seems to suit a 4-2-3-1 more than a 4-3-3, although it should be noted that Ten Hag has often used a diamond in midfield as a direct counter to sides who like to build play through their fullbacks and Liverpool would certainly offer a chance to test such a strategy.
It being preseason, however, he may not want to shine a light on such a strategy just yet and is likely to stick with a system more familiar to the players.
With Van de Beek as United’s only senior midfielder to have reported back to training on day one, youngster Charlie Savage could be in for a surprise inclusion, having recently signed a new contract with the club.
The lack of midfielders available could also see one of the wide attackers deputising at number ten, although Ten Hag may decide to rush the involvement of one or two senior players to get off to a winning start.

Erik ten Hag said at the presser he is looking forward to working with Cristiano Ronaldo at Manchester United.
The boss said today’s game is a “really good test” for United.
Asked if he intended to play in Bangkok as he would in England, Ten Hag said “Yes. The standard of Manchester United is to win every game.”
Ten Hag was then asked about the situation with the absent Cristiano Ronaldo.
When pressed by a second reporter, the manager said:
“We are planning with Cristiano Ronaldo for this season, so that’s it. And I’m looking forward to work with him.”
The boss also said that there was no issue surrounding Ronaldo and the captaincy, stating that Maguire is “the established captain, so I don’t doubt about this issue.”
He said he “cannot tell” whether Ronaldo will join the tour.
Asked about transfers, Ten Hag said:
“Definitely we are searching for players in the midfield and also in offence we are still looking for players.”
We still do not have information about who the match officials will be for the game.
In the first video to emerge from Carrington since Erik ten Hag took the reins, the new boss can be heard emphasising the importance of looking for the third man run and judging from his time at Ajax, we can expect these to be a common theme of United’s attack going forward.
What it looks to accomplish is the creation of overloads that afford space to progress the ball into dangerous areas, with players often moving along a defender’s blindside to cause havoc.
How quickly the side can adapt to the constant rotational movement necessary to unsettle defences and use the full width of the pitch will be telling, and it may influence ten Hag’s decisions on squad building during his first transfer window in charge.
Note the wide positioning of the wingers in the animation. The right winger hangs out on the touchline to attract the opposition fullback to him, which allows a simple wall-pass from the forward to allow the midfielder to take advantage of the space created.
The midfielder who most often relished in finding such spaces at Ajax was indeed Donny van de Beek, and with the Dutchman back from his loan at Everton, it would be no surprise to see him feature prominently in the new boss’ first outing.
The movement of the entire attacking collective is also important.
On the opposite touchline, the winger maintains width in order to offer a switch of play. That movement (or lack thereof) means his opposing fullback has to stay with him, which in turn stops the defence from being able to shuffle across as a single unit in that phase of play.
Once the midfielder has entered the box and forced attention, the defence has no option but to shift towards the ball carrier, and that allows even more opportunities for blindside runs.
Preseason under a new manager always brings a sense of mystery, but after a season where players seemed to have no idea what to do, how well they implement third man runs will be well worth looking out for.
David O’Neill
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The Rolls Royce defender needs a do-over at Manchester United
When United signed Raphael Varane from Real Madrid last summer, it felt as if United had bought a half-price Rolls Royce. A multiple Champions League-winning, World Cup winning centre back in the peak years of his career.
Fast forward nine months, and United’s defence had achieved the dubious record of shipping the most goals in a single season in the club’s history. Not only that, but the goalkeeper, David de Gea, picked up the club’s Players’ Player of the Year award.
Varane’s assimilation into the United side was not helped by missing pre-season and by a number of injuries during the campaign, including a groin injury in October, hamstring in November, a stomach bug in February, a second bout of Covid in March and muscular problems in April.
Nonetheless, when he was fit and playing regularly, there were still lapses in concentration and judgement the like of which you hardly ever saw when he wore the white shirt of Real Madrid or, in fact, le Bleu of France.
Did Varane become a bad defender overnight? Or did playing for a team that is normally strolling through matches in La Liga flatter him and make him look a better player than he really is? Or are United’s other defenders really so bad that it is impossible for anyone to plug the gaps they leave between them?
Or is it something else?
Some argue that the lack of a quality defensive midfielder in the United side exposes the back line too much.
Some argue that David de Gea’s tendency to stay on his line and to not normally perform sweeper keeper duties also exposes the back line, especially when that line is a high one, as Red Billy discussed in the previous issue of United Matchday Magazine.
It looked as if a combination of a few of these issues was to blame as Ole Gunnar Solskjaer was relieved of his duties in December. And who better than one of football’s hallowed master tacticians, Ralf Rangnick, to bring his Vorsprung durch Teknik German intellect to the situation. But things went from bad to worse under the Godfather of the Gegenpress.
Yes, a good defensive midfielder will help, De Gea learning to come out of his area will help, and better tactics generally will help. But perhaps finding the right partner for Varane will be key to his success at Old Trafford. Bruce and Bruce would never have worked, nor Pallister and Pallister, nor Vidic and Vidic, nor Rio and Rio. You can see Bruce and Rio, or perhaps Vidic and Pally, but would they have worked in practice? You can’t predict the chemistry.
Rough and tumble ball-carrying Maguire looked like a good fit for the silky-skilled Rapha, but so far he has not proven to be so. Victor Lindelof didn’t look like a great fit on paper, but may have looked slightly more convincing in practice.
Perhaps Lisandro Martinez, if United are able to sign him from Ajax, could be the best fit of the three. Only time will tell.
Whatever the transfer window and the new manager bring, it is time for a reboot on the Frenchman’s United career. The thought of Varane finding form in a well-organised United defence is a mouth-watering one. To use a cliché, it really would be like a new signing. And a world-class one at that.
When United signed Raphael Varane from Real Madrid last summer, it felt as if United had bought a half-price Rolls Royce. A multiple Champions League-winning, World Cup winning centre back in the peak years of his career.
Fast forward nine months, and United’s defence had achieved the dubious record of shipping the most goals in a single season in the club’s history. Not only that, but the goalkeeper, David de Gea, picked up the club’s Players’ Player of the Year award.
Varane’s assimilation into the United side was not helped by missing pre-season and by a number of injuries during the campaign, including a groin injury in October, hamstring in November, a stomach bug in February, a second bout of Covid in March and muscular problems in April.
Nonetheless, when he was fit and playing regularly, there were still lapses in concentration and judgement the like of which you hardly ever saw when he wore the white shirt of Real Madrid or, in fact, le Bleu of France.
Did Varane become a bad defender overnight? Or did playing for a team that is normally strolling through matches in La Liga flatter him and make him look a better player than he really is? Or are United’s other defenders really so bad that it is impossible for anyone to plug the gaps they leave between them?
Or is it something else?
Some argue that the lack of a quality defensive midfielder in the United side exposes the back line too much.
Some argue that David de Gea’s tendency to stay on his line and to not normally perform sweeper keeper duties also exposes the back line, especially when that line is a high one, as Red Billy discussed in the previous issue of United Matchday Magazine.
It looked as if a combination of a few of these issues was to blame as Ole Gunnar Solskjaer was relieved of his duties in December. And who better than one of football’s hallowed master tacticians, Ralf Rangnick, to bring his Vorsprung durch Teknik German intellect to the situation. But things went from bad to worse under the Godfather of the Gegenpress.
Yes, a good defensive midfielder will help, De Gea learning to come out of his area will help, and better tactics generally will help. But perhaps finding the right partner for Varane will be key to his success at Old Trafford. Bruce and Bruce would never have worked, nor Pallister and Pallister, nor Vidic and Vidic, nor Rio and Rio. You can see Bruce and Rio, or perhaps Vidic and Pally, but would they have worked in practice? You can’t predict the chemistry.
Rough and tumble ball-carrying Maguire looked like a good fit for the silky-skilled Rapha, but so far he has not proven to be so. Victor Lindelof didn’t look like a great fit on paper, but may have looked slightly more convincing in practice.
Perhaps Lisandro Martinez, if United are able to sign him from Ajax, could be the best fit of the three. Only time will tell.
Whatever the transfer window and the new manager bring, it is time for a reboot on the Frenchman’s United career. The thought of Varane finding form in a well-organised United defence is a mouth-watering one. To use a cliché, it really would be like a new signing. And a world-class one at that.
In this section we look at some of the most active transfer stories of the week about United, both comings and goings. We give each story a fire rating (how hot the story is, out of five) and a star rating (how reliable the story is, out of five).
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The reliable Dutch journalist Mike Verweij claimed that United have made a €50 million bid for Lisandro, which met the asking price, but now claims that Ajax have rejected the bid and upped the price to €60m.
Arsenal seem to have faded out of the picture and the player is now reportedly demanding that his club come back to the table and work on a compromise with United.
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As reported on the news page, Richard Arnold and John Murtough are currently in Barcelona trying to close this deal. The big issue seems to be the €17m owed to De Jong in back pay. De Jong would also need to accept a big salary cut to stay, something that transfer guru Fabrizio Romano says is “very unlikely”.
With a broad agreement already reached between the two clubs for a fee of €65m cash plus €20m in add-ons (some reports are now claiming this agreement to be full), and the possible hijack from Chelsea fading into the distance, that back pay issue and personal terms may now be the only things holding this one up.
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There have been a few reports linking United with the Leicester star, although Arsenal remain favourites, having already reportedly agreed personal terms.
Very much seen as an alternative should the Frenkie de Jong deal fall through, the Belgian is entering the final year of his contract with the Foxes and is not expected to renew.
Transfer guru Fabrizio Romano said on Monday that United expect they ccan get Tielemans for €30m should the De Jong deal not happen.
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Ajax have slapped a massive €70 – €80 million asking price on the Brazilian and reliable sources claim United are not interested at that price. However they are reported to have lodged a €60m bid, which has been rejected.
The player is desperate to play in the Premier League and has begged his club to consider offers. There are also suggestions he is “striking” as he’s not joined training due to injury.
Some reports claim a double deal with Lisandro Martinez is being negotiated.
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Reports of United’s interest in the former Juventus man have been gathering pace quickly and a Sky Italia reporter has claimed that negotiations are “ongoing“.
Transfer guru Gianluca Di Marzio says talks with Premier League clubs are taking place and mentions United as a potential party. Di Marzio also says the player is only looking for around £100,000 per week salary.
With Cristiano Ronaldo now reportedly looking to leave Old Trafford, Dybala could be an excellent option and could play as a false 9 in Ten Hag’s system. The lack of Champions League football, his injury record and the fact that he turned down a swap deal involving Romelu Lukaku a couple of years ago would factor against a deal.
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Although the reliability of the story that Ronaldo has asked to leave United to pursue Champions League football is high, the ongoing links to Napoli are not to be trusted. The Serie A side’s sporting director Cristiano Giuntoli has reportedly said they are “not interested”.
Unless Ronaldo takes an immense cut to his £510,000 per week salary, Italian and Spanish salary capping rules would rule out clubs from those countries, leaving only PSG, Bayern Munich and the English contingent in the running. Of those, Chelsea remain the most likely, with new owner Todd Boelhy appearing keen.
With 50 scouts worldwide, why are United only buying players Ten Hag knows?
Manchester United appear to have finally woken up in the transfer market having spent the majority of the post-season period watching their rivals snap up their signings.
It’s safe to say things were done in a less than ideal way but it wasn’t the chaos of the past either. A lot of changes are happening behind the scenes and it’s bound to affect what’s unfolding before the fans’ eyes.
It’s not an excuse but it is a reason and one that should no longer be in effect from the next summer on (ideally from this winter’s window too. We can dream!) The issue isn’t necessarily all the transition that’s happening around the club at the minute, but rather what it’s revealing about the past regimes.
For now, let’s focus on the scouting department. That’s where the main concern should be. After all, the club may be delivering Ten Hag his targets, but that’s kind of part of the problem.
The Dutch manager should have had a list of sorts handed to him on arrival stating the players he could sign for the positions he’s keen on investing in. It’s normal for a manager to have particular players or targets in mind but to have little to no interest in any of the ones the scouting department suggested to him is rather shocking.
There have even been jokes circulating online that Ten Hag’s only signing either Dutch players or players from his former side.
Don’t get me wrong, these are are exciting players, whether due to their ability or due to their potential, but the former Ajax man should have arrived at the club with all sorts of suggestions being made to him. Rumours even claimed Ten Hag was offered the likes of Pau Torres and Kalidou Koulibaly and apparently turned those down to chase the likes of Jurrien Timber and then Lisandro Martinez instead.
It’s pretty embarrassing the club would offer him players they’ve been scouting endlessly for seemingly no real reason. The names being mentioned are ones that have floated around for what feels like forever.
Hopefully with Ten Hag now in charge and Richard Arnold leaving footballing matters to John Murtough, the scouting department will finally be up to the high standards it should have been at all along.
In a dream world, they would be offering the new United boss all sorts of options throughout the year, constantly discovering players with lots of potential and low transfer fees. For now, it’s not quite up to scratch and that’s left Ten Hag to go after only players he already knows or trusts.
Having said all of that, it must be taken with a pinch of salt since we don’t actually know the ins and outs of the club. From what we can tell from the outside looking in and the confirmed reports that come out, the scouting department’s reputation has taken yet another hit.
Fingers crossed it’s the last time that happens during this new era.
Red Moon
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Richard Arnold’s meeting with protestors: was it by chance?
What could be less Ed Woodward-like than intercepting a group of protestors outside your house, taking them down to the local pub, buying them a round and having a frank talk about United’s owners and financials? If new CEO Richard Arnold wanted to prove he was no carbon copy of the former executive vice chairman, he certainly did so in style.
And just by chance, one of those pesky protestors secretly filmed the conversation, in which Arnold was f’ing and blinding and admitting the club had ‘burnt through money’, so the world got to see what an honest bloke he was and how passionate he was about the club.
It was so impressive that some fans even felt sorry for Arnold that his trust had been abused by the filming and that it had got him into trouble with the board of directors for being so naïve.
Fans started to argue about it on social media, as some claimed it was a publicity stunt by the CEO, while others accused them of being ridiculous and said that Woodward’s former college buddy and colleague at Pricewaterhousecoopers offered new hope of dialogue and openness at Old Trafford.
Arnold even took a sly dig at his pal, saying “Do you want me buying the players? Doesn’t that ring a bell?”, referring to Woodward’s penchant for making football decisions without any football background.
Could Arnold really have staged this whole thing to endear himself to United fans? Even if he’d had the idea, he’d either have to have planted the United fans and risked one of them spilling the beans, or it would have been a very opportune moment, for the fans to gather and then for them to film the conversation, for him to see them doing so and then playing to the crowd.
If he really did that, he gets my vote as CEO just for his Dr Evil brilliance.
But the one thing that doesn’t sit right with me, that makes me wonder if the conspiracy theorists were right, was the part of the conversation about the transfer budget, and what has happened since.
Arnold said “Money is not a consideration in who we want. It’s if the manager wants him, they’ve actually done the work on looking if he’s a great player, and again is it 100, is it 200 [million pounds transfer fee], get who you f—ing want.”
He’s almost telling Director of Football John Murtough just to get on with it and close some deals, money no object.
Surely, if that was Murtough’s real mandate, he wouldn’t have been struggling for weeks trying to slice a few million of Frenkie de Jong’s asking price. He wouldn’t have been beaten by Liverpool to the signing of Darwin Nunez. He would probably have been bidding for Matthijs de Ligt after the Dutch international defender asked for a move away from Juventus. Hell, he could have bid on Aurelien Tchouameni before Real Madrid got him.
We would not be hearing that defenders had to be sold before one could be bought.
I could believe pretty much everything else he said on that recording, but money’s no object, get whoever you want – that’s surely a lie isn’t it? Are we really expected to believe that?
Come to think of it, it was also pretty odd that despite the digs at Woodward and Murtough, there was not a single word of criticism of the club’s de facto owners, the Glazer family.
I’m not saying it was staged, but I do think it was maybe pre-meditated, pre-discussed, pre-planned – if the opportunity arises, get the corporate message out, get the fans off our backs but make it look real. And boy, did he take his chance well.
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A week in the life of a technical director
Sunday
I canny tell you what a weight has been lifted since Ralf left. He didney seem tae like me very much. Haven’t met Erik yet but I saw him from a distance. I like his wee beard.
Monday
Still haven’t met Erik. Read in the paper they’re changing my role. Didney say what tae.
Tuesday
Helped John with the transfer blether. Made the tea and biscuits. He didney want the hob nobs so I had tae go to Tesco Express and get digestives.
Wednesday
Transfer blether in full swing. Had tae change the toner cartridge on the photocopier. John said well done.
Thursday
Canny understand why Erik hasney spoke to me yet. I’m gonney talk tae Steve McClaren. He was like a faither tae me when he was here before.
Friday
Steve pretended no tae remember me, haha I bet Scotty put him up to it. John asked me tae mind the phone in case Barcelona called while he went tae the cludgie. They didney call.
Saturday
I think my new role might be head of academy. Overheard them saying something aboot “Fletcher” and “job for the boys”. I think I’ll gae for player-coach so I can show Erik I’ve still got it.
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Head and body: Paul Pogba, eyes and nose: Dwight Yorke, mouth and chin: Louis Saha. Well done if you got it right!