UNITED MATCHDAY MAGAZINE

No. 4 UNITED vs. ATLETICO MADRID, JULY 30th 2022

editorial

What will become of the elephant in United’s room?

Today’s match against Atletico Madrid will almost certainly be the last game of pre-season for the players that take the field, as noises coming out of Old Trafford – and logic – suggest that it will be a different XI that takes on Rayo Vallecano in Manchester tomorrow.

Today’s starting XI, we believe, will look pretty close to the one that will kick off against Brighton in the Premier League on August 7th. The strange thing is that it is likely to be a side that would have filled us with trepidation, if not misery, last season. The same, or similar, eleven men who were booed off the pitch on more than one occasion then, at least for those of us who have watched the pre-season matches so far, are the beacons of hope. We believe in them again.

The likes of Diogo Dalot, Anthony Martial, Fred and Marcus Rashford look like different players. Even Harry Maguire was starting to look the part on a waterlogged pitch in Perth against Aston Villa.

What Erik ten Hag has achieved in a short space of time is amazing and exciting.

Meanwhile, the elephant in the room was, of course, Cristiano Ronaldo.

Will he stay? And if he does stay, will Ten Hag and his other men have to undo all the work that has been done? It’s hard to see how the Portuguese star will fit into the fluid, pressing system that has rejuvenated United on their travels. And it is hard to justify pulling that apart when it has been developing so well.

If this is to be farewell to Ronaldo, then it would be goodbye to a legend. But is he a United legend, or a Real Madrid legend, or a world legend? Whether he’s a United one is a question that divides opinion, and one tackled in this week’s Devils’ Advocate column with persuasive arguments from both Red Moon and Scott Eckersley.

Then there’s the new signings. With all the furore over Cristiano, the Frenkie de Jong transfer saga, the form of those tour players and the impact of Ten Hag, three new names have slipped through the door almost unnoticed. Tyrell Malacia, who impressed on the tour, Lisandro Martinez and Christian Eriksen will be challenging the born-again stars of the Solskjaer era. Normally we can’t wait to see our new stars in action. But this time, as with Ronaldo, you almost worry that their introduction might upset a perfectly tuned and oiled machine.

Whoever takes the field today, Ten Hag will want the momentum to continue against Atletico. His players have got four goals’ worth of revenge against Liverpool in Bangkok and Saturday’s game is a chance to put right that miserable Champions League exit last season, too. And then of course there’s Brighton next week, where there is yet another score to settle. In his column this week Red Billy says he wants pride to return more desperately than he wants results. Beating Simeone’s men will certainly be a good start.

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IS DIOGO DALOT THE FINISHED ARTICLE?

A terrific pre-season from the Portuguese could have convinced Ten Hag to trust him

José Mourinho has made some bold statements in his time, but calling Diogo Dalot “the best young full back in Europe” raised more than a few eyebrows when he signed the 19 year old for £19 million in 2018. And for most of the four years since, that statement seemed to have become José’s version of Sir Alex Ferguson predicting that Phil Jones could become United’s best ever player.

However, having been in and out (mostly out) of the starting XI and having endured an underwhelming loan spell at AC Milan, something started to happen almost the moment after Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, whose preference for Aaron Wan-Bissaka was unflappable, left the club.

Something had changed. Maybe it was the confidence he’d gained from his surprise call-up to the Portugal national side for Euro 2020 after Joao Cancelo pulled out injured. Dalot had been one of the heroes in his nation’s Under 21 team who narrowly lost to Germany in their version of the same tournament just a few days before. Dalot did an admirable job for Fernando Santos in the two matches he played for the seniors.

In that run in the United side last season, precipitated by an injury to Wan-Bissaka, Dalot played the best we have seen him in a United shirt, but we still had doubts. Better than AWB going forward, we all agreed, but not as strong defensively. Although on reflection, how anyone can judge anyone’s defending when part of that shitshow last season I don’t know.

Nonetheless, most of us also agreed that he still wasn’t good enough to be United’s starting right back. Over the course of this summer so far, reports have linked United with the likes of Inter’s Denzel Dumfries, Marseille’s Jonathan Clauss and Bayern’s Benjamin Pavard. But then came the pre-season tour and Dalot’s first four performances under Erik ten Hag.

We suspected that the 23 year old would flourish under the Dutchman’s system, but that pre-season form so far has been a revelation. Along with Martial and Sancho, Dalot has been one of the stand-out stars of the tour, defending intelligently, making those trademark Ten Hag underlaps to perfection, looking strong and fit and playing with a supreme confidence.

History is of course littered with players who sparkled in pre-season, only to flop when the real business begins. Facundo Pellistri last season, for example, Andreas Pereira in 2018, Wilf Zaha in 2013. But right now, things are looking good for Dalot and he has the air of someone who will grow from strength to strength, rather than allow this to fizzle out.

With Wan-Bissaka’s form going in the opposite direction, United probably do still need to strengthen in the right back department, but what looked like a priority just a few weeks ago now looks like a nice-to-have. And perhaps a backup 19 or 20 year old, as Dalot was when he himself was signed, is the order of the day, rather than a Pavard or a Dumfries.

This could be Dalot’s time, which would solve a problem that has persisted for the best part of 11 years at United. And if he does solve it, Mourinho will no doubt take every opportunity he can to say “I told you so.”

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Meet the opposition: Atletico Madrid

Loud, abrasive and nasty, Diego Simeone’s side has adopted the personality of the man who built it

Meet the opposition: Atletico Madrid

Loud, abrasive and nasty, Diego Simeone’s side has adopted the personality of the man who built it

Manager: Diego Simeone

Diego Simeone is a pantomime villain wherever he goes, but he has an especially dark history to United fans. His theatrics in the 98’ World Cup led to David Beckham’s sending off, an episode that hung over the superstar for months as he was booed, threatened and burned in effigy. Entering his eleventh season as Atletico manager, he has built his side in his own image – loud, abrasive and nasty. Friendly or not, there is no strategy too underhand in the pursuit of victory.

One to watch: Renan Lodi

Renan Lodi was a thorn in United’s side in both Champions League fixtures last season. Playing as a left wing-back, the Brazilian kept finding space for dangerous crosses at the Wanda Metropolitano with an assist for Joao Felix’s opener earning him a man of the match award. He had Diogo Dalot on toast again at Old Trafford, scoring the goal that ended United’s European campaign with a back-post header.

THe venue

Located in Oslo, the Ullevaal Stadion plays home to Norway’s National Team. A 28,000-seater venue, the stadium in owned by the Norwegian Football Association and was last visited by Manchester United in their 2019 preseason tour, in which they played against Ole Gunnar Solskjaer’s hometown club Kristiansund in a 1-0-win courtesy of a Juan Mata penalty.

New Signing: Axel Witsel

Witsel has reportedly wowed his new coaches with his exceptional physical strength and conditioning. The Belgian midfield general was signed on a free transfer after his Borussia Dortmund contract expired. An intelligent number six, he will bring consistency as he screens Simeone’s defence and battles away in midfield. The former Zenit St Petersburg man has a wealth of experience and rarely has a bad game – an ideal cog in the machine as Simeone aims to challenge La Liga’s top two once again.

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When the sides met at Old Trafford last season, Atletico Madrid drew praise from pundits over their use of the ‘dark arts.’ After going ahead in the tie, a succession of fouls and feigned injuries in the final half an hour led to the ball being in play for just eleven minutes and nineteen seconds. Fans will be hoping to see the odd protracted period of football in Norway this time round.

FORM AND INJURIES

The match in Norway will be Atletico Madrid’s second of this preseason, however their preparations began on July 12th as they embarked on a gruelling training camp. Joao Felix is behind in his preparations having suffered a foot injury but aside from that, they have everybody to choose from. Reports from the camp indicate that Simeone is bringing back 4-4-2 this year with Jan Oblak, Stefan Savić, José Giménez, Reinildo Mandava, Axel Witsel, Marcos Llorente, Koke, and Yannick Carrasco all expected to start.

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Team News and Predicted XI

David De Gea is sure to start against his former club in goal, with Harry Maguire and Diogo Dalot forming half of the defence.

After completing his move from Ajax, Lisandro Martinez is in line for his first start as the left-sided centre-back, while Tyrell Malacia looking likely to start at left back as Luke Shaw hasn’t travelled.

Shaw may be nursing an injury, but it could also be that Ten Hag has gone with the new kid on the block for no reason other than that his last game against Atletico Madrid saw his opponent, Yannick Carrasco, sent off after being frustrated by Malacia.

Erik ten Hag began the tour fielding a 4-2-3-1, however he has slowly shifted towards a 4-3-3 in the last couple of games.

Against Crystal Palace, the system looked a bit of a hybrid, however the Aston Villa match had Fred firmly in the single pivot role.

With Christian Eriksen available for selection after his fitness work at Carrington, a 4-3-3 makes sense as he is well-suited to a free eight role alongside Bruno Fernandes.

Anthony Martial, Jadon Sancho and Marcus Rashford have formed an incredible attacking trio in these early friendlies and are bound to continue up front.

Tactical Analysis

Erik ten Hag is bloody nuts.

That is to say, he is attack-minded to a degree that would be inconceivable to the vast majority of managers currently in employment. There were plenty of signs of this at Ajax, where his team would happily push up into the opposition half and flood the penalty box in settled possession.

But many would have written that off as the result of an incredibly dominant side playing against teams that could do little besides defend in numbers when faced with the mighty Eredivisie Champions. Surely the new manager won’t be entertaining ambitions of piling attackers onto their opponents and overloading their entire backlines with any sort of regularity in the Premier League?

It would seem he will.

Teams typically have a structure in settled possession which is built around the concept of a ‘rest-defence.’ Essentially, a rest-defence comprises of players who stay deep when their team has the ball in order to offer an option to recycle possession or to snuff out counter-attacking passes should a transition occur.

Over the last few years, many top teams (including United at times) have opted for a 3-1-6 shape in this regard, the ‘3-1’ forming the rest-defence as the ‘6’ players push up to stretch opposition backlines. Other variations include Pep Guardiola’s 3-2-5, Jurgen Klopps’s 2-3-5, the odd 2-2-6, etc, etc.

In all of those cases, the goal is to overload the opposing defence with players in the third line, while the two-line rest defence does its aforementioned job. But there aren’t many going for a 2-1-7.

That’s exactly what Ten Hag experimented with against Aston Villa last week.

Starting in a 4-3-3 formation, United used Fred as a single pivot ahead of the centre-backs, as the midfielders ahead of him pushed up in support of Martial, at the same time that both fullbacks got into attacking positions right up alongside their wingers.

That left Villa with a line of seven players to deal with whenever United had the ball in settled possession – a difficult overload to deal with. Meanwhile, the somewhat light ‘2-1’ rest-defence United fielded didn’t seem threatened by counterattacks, with the team as a whole clued up on how to press and slow down attacks as a unit (at least before the changes).

What did seem an issue, however, was the on-ball responsibilities of the rest-defence.

Fred was regularly caught behind Villa’s line of three narrow attacking players, unavailable for passes from Harry Maguire and Victor Lindelof. When he did get on the ball, he was often unable to create space for himself to turn and pick a pass – a key responsibility of a single pivot no matter the structure.

This forced United to build through the full backs, which they did manage well enough at times. But Ten Hag has spoken of his desire to create an unpredictable side, with many attacking weapons at its disposal. Screening the holding midfielder out of the game – which should not happen so easily – kills any attempt to build through the middle.

If the kinks can be ironed out of the 2-1-7 possession structure, it will be invaluable against those pesky sides who like to drop a pair of number sixes into a four-man backline, as it will give a spare man to play in.

And with Atletico Madrid likely to play 4-4-2 on Saturday with two such sixes, this is an experiment we may see continue.

David O’Neill

david de gea: beware the sucker punch

Pre-season revealed some new competencies but some old failings

david de gea: beware of the sucker punch

Pre-season revealed some new competencies but some old failings

transfer rumours

What’s hot, what’s real and what’s not

In this section we look at some of the most active transfer stories of the week about United, both comings and goings. We give each story a fire rating (how hot the story is, out of five) and a star rating (how reliable the story is, out of five).

our top transfer tip

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Rated 3.5 out of 5
Benjamin Sesko (Red Bull Salzburg)

With some papers claiming that United want a striker regardless of Ronaldo’s future, Sesko’s name has started creeping into more and more reports in recent days.

Dubbed the next Haaland, the 6ft4in Slovenian has only five league goals to his name so far but an impressive pre-season goalscoring performance against Liverpool sent tongues wagging.

Transfer guru Fabrizio Romano claims United are in direct contact with Sesko’s agents but Salzburg would require a big fee to let him leave this summer.

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Rated 3 out of 5
Frenkie de Jong (Barcelona)

The Athletic are now reporting that staying at Barcelona despite being surplus to requirements is a normal state of affairs and that De Jong could well just sit the whole United transfer saga out until he is reinstated to the Blaugrana’s first team.

Now being deployed as a reserve centre back by Xavi, the Dutchman has  reportedly been offered around half of his backpay, but is still refusing to leave.

The Spanish press are now proposing that De Jong should be loaned to Chelsea or Bayern for a year with an €80m compulsory purchase.

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Rated 3 out of 5
Cristiano Ronaldo (to any UCL side)

At the time of writing Ronaldo is in talks with United about his future.

The megastar is determined to leave Old Trafford but so far, no club has been willing to take a punt on him, even with his wages slashed by 30%.

Atletico Madrid seem the most tempted but financially they are unable to make it happen and their fans are rebelling against the deal in a movement known as “#ContraCR7”.

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Rated 3 out of 5
Antony (Ajax)

This one blows hot and cold from day to day.

On the one hand, Ajax have insisted that they have lost enough players already this summer, but on the other hand they have bought well too, including Francisco Conceição from FC Porto, who is also a right winger. So whilst they are holding out for an astronomical €80 million, with an unhappy player begging to leave, they may just relent a little and allow United to negotiate for the Brazilian in the coming weeks.

Goal in Brazil now claiming United have made an improved bid on their previous €60m.

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Rated 2.5 out of 5
Sergej Milinkovic-Savic (Lazio)

Summer wouldn’t be the same without an SMS to United rumour and this one is no different.

However, there are perhaps reasons to take it a little more seriously this time if the Frenkie de Jong pursuit is abandoned.

The Serbian is a world class midfielder capable of performing a similar role to De Jong and with Lazio more amenable to selling this time around, a deal could potentially be struck between the clubs.

The Mail claims a £42m bid from United is imminent.

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Rated 3 out of 5
Eric Bailly (to Roma)

José Mourinho seems to want to rebuild his old Manchester United side in the Italian capital and has already got Chris Smalling and Nemanja Matic on his books.

Bailly is said to want to stay at United and fight for his first team place, but in reality this will be hard as he is probably the 5th choice centre back now. He therefore will “welcome” the €10m move to Serie A if he’s encouraged to go.

AC Milan are also reportedly keen.

On this day

July 30th, 1966

Manchester’s unlikely hero

That date is a landmark in English football history, a pinnacle of achievement. It inspires cheesy pop songs and scouse shirt numbers. It summons iconic commentary lines and conjures up musings on however many years of hurt it’s been now.

It was the date that England won the World Cup.

But while Kenneth Wolstenholme commentary and Geoff Hurst’s ‘Wembley-Tor’ may be first to spring to mind, the most endearing image of that final has to be that of a pint-sized Mancunian, trophy in one hand and false teeth in the other, dancing away in celebration.

Nobby Stiles remains the only Manchester-born player to have won the World Cup and his road was a fairly unlikely one.

At 5’5” and having started his career as a zippy inside forward, Stiles became possibly the greatest ball-winning midfielder his country has ever had.

Sir Alf Ramsey’s ‘wingless wonders’ featured two centre forwards and three incredibly attack-minded midfielders, with the entire unit held together by a man the FA tried to force out of selection following a robust tackle against France early in the competition.

His manager subsequently bet his job on Stiles, playing him in every minute of every game of the tournament.

In his own words, Nobby Stiles was “a half-blind dwarf who was bombed by the Germans and run over by a trolley bus when he was one,” but his teammates knew his true value.

Geoff Hurst proclaimed him as “the heart and soul of the team” and his performances for United were just as integral as they were for England, as two years later Stiles collected another record with his good friend Bobby Charlton – together they became the only two Englishmen ever to have won both the World Cup and the European Cup.

There may be no trophy on the line this Saturday and dentistry may have made some marvellous strides over the years, but we’d certainly like a reason to dance.

The devil's advocate

“Cristiano Ronaldo is a Man United Legend”
The case for ...

What does it mean to be a club legend? Is it to give the peak years of your career to a club or is it to contribute massively to a part of a club’s history? If the question is, is Cristiano Ronaldo a Manchester United legend then the answer surely has to be yes.

Just ask some of United’s own legends like Sir Alex Ferguson or Gary Neville who would undoubtedly agree. Saying Ronaldo had his best years with Real Madrid might be true but that doesn’t diminish his impact with United, nor should it be looked at as a reason to dismiss his status.

He won the Premier League thrice, Champions League once, FA Cup once, and League Cup twice at Old Trafford. Yes other club legends may have won it more times than him but that’s either because they benefited from a green period in the club’s history or because they stayed at the club longer.

However, in terms of impact, Ronaldo can’t be questioned and it’s that that makes him a legend. It’s all about impact and not time spent or peak years spent at the club. Just ask Robin van Persie.

There’ll always be a bigger legend at a club like United and that’s just our blessing that we’ve had so many great moments and so many great players. By no stretch is Ronaldo the greatest club legend or probably even close to it. But he definitely is a club legend in his own right.

Loyalty is certainly a big criteria when it comes to discussing this debate but the truth is, unless confirmed officially, no one knows what happens behind closed doors. Ronaldo has flirted with clubs in the past but Wayne Rooney has done worse but it’s not really held against him when talking about his legendary status.

Is it because he stayed at the club and Ronaldo eventually left? Rooney even stayed well past his peak.

Winning the Premier League three times on the bounce is incredibly difficult as Manchester City are finding out of late despite all the money and talent pumped into that oil ridden club. Ronaldo played an instrumental if not talismanic role in making that historical feat happen. Therefore he’s a club legend.

It’s true he went a step higher with Real Madrid and peaked there, with even Juventus not fully enjoying Ronaldo at his best, but that just makes him a legend of the game. It doesn’t remove his status in United’s own history.

Here’s another little point to make: Why’s it easy to talk about Ronaldo being a Premier League legend but it’s a bit debatable if he’s a United legend? It seems to be because some people are a little upset with him which is fair enough but that shouldn’t demote him.

Goals, assists, trophies, and impact. What more does Ronaldo need to prove he is a club legend in his own right?

The case against...

Let’s start with an Earth-shattering truth – Cristiano Ronaldo was a great footballer. Along with his equally mesmeric peer, Lionel Messi, his light shone so bright during his incredible peak that it could melt steel. He was the definition of that horribly overused term, ‘generational talent’.

During his time at Manchester United, Reds’ fans saw a talented young waif turn into a genius with the ability to bend any game in his favour. He scored goals, made goals, laid waste to the opposition and won everything in the process. He was adored. But that adoration was never fully reciprocated. United were a mere stepping stone towards his true ambition of representing Real Madrid.

Truthfully, it’s been a very one-sided love affair.

He begrudgingly stuck around at Old Trafford for a final swansong, eroding his legacy by ceaselessly fluttering his eyelids towards the Bernebeu and comparing himself to a slave. And let’s be clear on this, he stayed at United out of respect for Sir Alex Ferguson. Not for the fans, his teammates or the club – for the manager.

And, for those who might offer the counter-argument that he eventually came back to the club to reignite his lukewarm love affair with rainy old Manchester, it’s worth noting a couple of things. Firstly, had assorted former United colleagues not hounded him into rejoining, the Portuguese seemed destined to be playing in the blue of City. Secondly, he wasn’t exactly overwhelmed by choices. Finally, after a hit and miss season during which he seemed to unsettle his teammates as much as opposition defences, he caused further controversy by demanding a transfer to a Champions League club. At the time of writing, no such club appears to want him back.

Being a great player does not automatically confer legend status. United have had plenty of top players who, for whatever reason, didn’t stay the course for long enough to earn the tag. Paul Ince and Jaap Stam, players who gave their all but found themselves edged out against their will, are two of many examples.

So, if greatness isn’t the only factor, what does make a legend? Eric Cantona was one. Aside from the talent, the charisma and the trophies, he also had a brilliant, rollercoaster of a career and dedicated his best days to the United. He got the club and loved the fans.

And, somewhere in the fibres of Eric the King’s fable, lies the formula for legend status.

Law, Best and Charlton all have it. Robson definitely has it. Keane, Scholes and Beckham surely have it. ‘It’ being that magical mixture of talent, loyalty, success and a rollicking good story.

Maybe, in the age of the Instagram footballer, the whole concept of loyalty is less appealing than a highlights reel of mind-blowing moments. If you asked 100 young Reds whether Ronaldo or Harry Gregg was the bigger legend, 98 would probably vote for the guy who didn’t pull his friends out of the wreckage at Munich.

It’s time United fans faced facts – the club is a notch on Ronaldo’s bed post. He’ll be remembered first and foremost as a Real Madrid legend. And the way he engineered that move to his dream club still leaves a sour taste.

But then, Ronaldo is loyal to one person – himself.

Accolades and glory are what he lives for, his narcissism the singular factor that drove him to reach an incredible peak. It’s also the exact thing that stops him from being a true United legend.

RED billy

Forget trophies, we want our pride back

Most football fans start every season with renewed hope and optimism. I remember almost salivating 12 months or so ago when, after having come second in 2020/21, United had strengthened with Jadon Sancho, Raphael Varane and Cristiano Ronaldo.

And then look what happened.

So I feel almost childish and naïve for feeling the same tingle of excitement – no, correct that, even greater excitement and optimism – this time around. And with all due respect to Lisandro, Eriksen and Malacia, it’s not because of the new signings this time. They are great signings for sure, but hardly have the kerb appeal of the 2021 incomings.

This optimism is purely based on Erik ten Hag.

Discipline, attention to detail, passion, confidence, obsessiveness, drive: you just can’t imagine this man failing. The air is completely different now. His personality is already so big at Old Trafford that you cannot help but believe he will deliver.

If Sir Alex Ferguson was the perfect father, Moyes was the befuddled cousin. Van Gaal the crazy uncle. Mourinho the wise-ass stepdad, Solskjaer the cheeky brother and Rangnick the school chemistry teacher. But Ten Hag feels like Sir Alex rebooted. In fact, with his superior tactical awareness, this man could even one day prove to be a Sir Alex upgrade. Yes, I just said that. But then I am also the person who said Matteo Darmian was an upgrade on Gary Neville.

It’s just that’s the kind of confidence Ten Hag inspires. You feel if the players fear him (and he knows what he’s doing), then the opposition will fear us. Old Trafford will become “Fortress Old Trafford” again.

The Dutchman oozes pride as well and that is something that United need more than anything else. Losing 4-0 and 5-0 against Liverpool (if Gary Neville was dead, he’d turn in his grave), losing 4-0 to Brighton, 4-1 to Watford … that 2-0 to City when Pep appeared to have told them to go easy on us. Honestly, you could be driving stark naked down Deansgate in a clown car with “twat” written across your forehead in indelible ink, and you’d have more dignity.

I’m not saying I expect United to win the treble this season. My confidence comes from believing our pride will be restored. We won’t be losing 4-0 to anyone under Ten Hag. Especially at Old Trafford. We will be an army again, working as one under a formidable general. That’s what I want from this season, and what I believe United will achieve. Results will then surely follow.

Of course, I could be wrong. We could be sitting in the Stretford End on August 22nd on the back of another drubbing listening to the scousers singing “You’ll be sacked in the morning”. But somehow, I don’t think so.

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Darren's Diary

A week in the life of a technical director

Sunday

Och, Melbourne’s a funny city so it is. I asked some wee laddie where there was a Panini shop and he sent me tae a bakery. What a gommy, they didney have any.

Monday

Finally managed to find a Panini shop. Got a Cristiano duplicate. Stuck it on the front of Erik’s phone and told him he had a video call. He didney laugh at all.

Tuesday

Crystal Palace match. Sat next tae Steve on the bench so I did. He didney have any swaps so I swapped at half time, sat next tae Mitchell. He didney have any swaps either. So I tried to sit next tae Erik but he told me tae awa an bile me heid.

Wednesday

Moved to Perth. Not as good as the real Perth but there ye go. Panini shop at the airport. Got a Frenkie de Jong. Canny wait tae get back hame and stick it on John’s phone and tell him he’s got a video call. Och, he’ll laugh so he will.

Thursday

Canny believe it! Got a Joe Rodon, a Bono and a Hakimi all in the same pack! Just Onana tae go and I’ll be full. In your face, Kai Rooney! Who’s your daddy?

Friday

Worried. Lost my Panini album. I thought I’d left it in the dressing room in training but when I came back it wasney there. Jadon and Marcus were there so asked them but they swore they hadney seen anyone coming in.

Saturday

Got sent home from the tour. Well, you’re gonney be mad if ye gang tae the cludgie and find someone’s ripped up yer album and replaced the bog roll with it, aren’t ye? Jadon and Marcus were sniggering at me so I shoved their boots doon the same cludgie. Turned aroond and there was Erik starin at me. Tried tae explain but he wasney havin any of it. Not prood of mysel.

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play time: Quiz Crossword Puzzle Jigsaw

Morphing Mancs

Which three United stars have been morphed into one in this image? Click the button to reveal the right answer.

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jigsaw

Click on the image below to solve this jigsaw of a United player. The default jigsaw has 45 pieces but you can change this by clicking the ‘Play on Jigsaw Planet’ button and selecting the number of pieces desired. No sign in necessary.

Crossword


1. Harry
2. Lou
3. Brian
4. Arnold
5. Sammy
6. Charlie
7. Juan
8. Anthony
9. Lisandro
10. Scott
11. Hannibal
12. Tyrell

Matchday Quiz – Atletico Madrid

These 10 questions are about United's connections with Atletico Madrid. See how many you know!

HERO to ZERO

Who are we raving about this week?

Hero

anthony martial

Martial has done everything that’s been asked of him so far this summer. Scored three goals, pressed energetically and intelligently, “listened intently” and “given his all”. And he’s done it all with a smile on his face. Keep it up, Anto.

ZERO

donny van de beek

Working with the manager who oversaw his best football, given a chance to start against Aston Villa, Van de Beek fluffed his lines. He drifted around the pitch like Bruce Willis in “The Sixth Sense”, where nobody around him could see him except the viewer.

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Number 4 – Atletico Madrid
July 30, 2022

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  1. Maguire
  2. Macari
  3. McClair
  4. Muhren
  5. McIlroy
  6. McNeill
  7. Mata
  8. Martial
  9. Martinez
  10. MccTominay
  11. Mejbri
  12. Malacia