Meet the opposition: Sheriff Tiraspol
The Moldovan minnows have plenty of European experience under their belts
Watching the celebrations when Casemiro equalised against Chelsea would make most fans smile from ear to ear. It was one of those memorable moments in football (see the video Tweet in Twitter Chatter or Top 10 Videos if you haven’t seen it, or want reminding). Not that this is anything to do with the content in this issue, just the editor wanting a rant, but sometimes when you watch a replay of a celebration these days you feel you are watching it for the first time. The reason? Celebrating a goal isn’t spontaneous for us any more. It used to be a quick look at the linesman and the ref and if there were no flags or hands in the air, it’s a goal. Now it’s goal-line technology and VAR and we have to make do with dual celebrations of goals, one muted one when it is actually scored, and another one when it’s been cleared to stand.
The goal-line technology such as in the Casemiro goal is quick, so that can stay. But VAR surely has to go. If we can’t celebrate a goal because of it, then it’s ruined football, it’s as simple as that. It’s also made refs worse, they have become lazy because they know if they get the decision wrong it doesn’t matter. And then there are the long delays and extra extra time. Makes leaving a minute before the end to miss the traffic completely impossible, although perhaps it should be.
Apparently we are going to see semi-automatic offside technology used at the World Cup, which will hopefully improve things a little bit, but until the guy operating the VAR has no reason to interpret anything, it will be an abomination.
Speaking of abominations, Roy Keane is known for being outspoken but this week’s attack on the United fans, players, manager and club was pretty disappointing to say the least. Eckers takes that up in his column in this issue, while the Devils’ Advocate team debate whether the manager and/or the club have disrespected Ronaldo as Keane insists.
Elsewhere, believe it or not there are other things to talk about at United beside the Ronaldo circus, and one of them is Fred. That performance against Spurs was so incredible and he also looked good coming on against Chelsea. Darragh Fox has unearthed some really interesting stats to show what the secret is to getting the Brazilian best out of Fred and keeping his ineffectual alter-ego at bay.
Jadon Sancho is another player who seems to have an evil twin brother who shows up from time to time, and he is the subject of our second feature. Seth Dooley looks at the winger’s recent form and examines the task ahead for Ten Hag and the player to get him performing like he used to week-in, week out in the Bundesliga.
Our Predicted XI in the Match Centre contains Sancho, so perhaps this will be the match where everything clicks back into place. An easy win would make a refreshing change and a chance to see 30 minutes from some of those academy stars champing at the bit for a chance to impress.
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Erik ten Hag may have finally found the antidote to Fred’s Jekyll and Hyde United career
Frederico Rodrigues de Paula Santos is a name that conjures up the image of a skilful Brazilian, capable of embodying the magic of Gringa with his feet and making fans stand in disbelief at what a footballer can do. The shortened form,”Fred”, has a more British-style nominative simplicity, shorter and more efficient, and it’s this style that Manchester United’s midfielder tends to display on the pitch. In many ways Fred is a victim of expectation versus reality; demand versus need.
£52 million for a Brazilian central midfielder carries with it a certain expectation. The price obviously demands a level of performance, but also the stereotype amongst casual fans demands a particular style of performance too; an ability to dominate with the ball. Yet it is off the ball where Fred excels. And too often in his time at Old Trafford he has been played in a role suited to the stereotype, rather than the reality, of the Brazilian as a player.
An analysis of the underlying metrics reveal a midfielder who comes alive the moment his team lose the ball. Fred’s 78th percentile ranking for tackles is above average, but his 84th percentile for interceptions, 92nd for pressures, and 96th for blocks are bordering on elite. It’s a selection of physical attributes that aren’t glamorous or Twitter highlights friendly, but are crucial to the modern game, in a very English sense. Erik Ten Hag, the newest manager to try and get the best out of the enigma that is Fred, confirmed the unique nature of English football in a recent interview, asserting ‘…it’s clear the Premier League is a different league, especially with the intensity.’ This intensity therefore appears perfect for a player with the physical abilities of Fred.
But it is his abilities with the ball that have hindered Fred’s Premier League career so far. The 71st percentile for attempted passes (but only 62nd percentile for progressive passes) and 66th percentile for overall passing completion are not egregiously bad for a footballer, yet for a central midfielder playing for one of the biggest teams in his respective league they are poor. These statistics also hide the manner in which Fred loses the ball, often miscuing simple passes or being dispossessed as he receives the ball at crucial moments in transition. There have been matches where he has looked like a fan whose won a competition to be on the pitch such was the dreadful level of performance. An inconsistent first touch, and a weakness in shielding the ball, make Fred a liability as the deepest lying midfielder.
But, ironically, this is the role he has played for much of his time at Old Trafford, due to the scarcity of viable alternatives. Paired with Scott McTominay in a deep-lying double pivot, United fans have endured a level of midfield performance over the last two years that makes the days of Paul Scholes and Roy Keane feel like the Stone Age. The ‘McFred’ duo would be more suited to a McDonalds Menu than a Premier League pitch such is the incompatibility of the two players. While almost complete opposites physically, they both share similar skillsets and operate at their best in the same area of the pitch. Given the freedom to push up and disruptively affect play in the opposition half, they can offer a lot. When placed deeper in the midfield, constrained by the role and asked to help with the ball more than without, they offer little. But Fred still offers far more than his Scottish team mate.
While the Brazilian’s passing abilities leave a lot to be desired, Fred is a quietly productive player in the opposition’s box. The 85th percentile for non-penalty goals and for assists, as well as the 88th percentile for shot-creating actions, indicate a midfielder who can be decisive in the final third. McTominay, for comparisons sake, ranks in the 42nd, 36th and 28th percentile for each of those categories.
This leaves us with a player who is excellent without the ball, very productive with the ball in the opposition half, but a liability with it in his own. And it’s this particular selection of attributes that meant Fred must have been the happiest man in Manchester on 22nd August; the day United signed his Brazilian compatriot, Casemiro. The two men have formed an effective partnership already at international level, regularly starting as the six and eight duo that seems to get the best out of Fred. This is a viewpoint shared by Fred’s former manager at Shakhtar Donetsk, Paulo Fonseca:
‘In my opinion, his position is in a midfield two as the more attacking of two central midfield players.’
It’s evident therefore that it’s long been known how to get the best out of Fred – partnering him with a proper defensive midfielder. And finally, after years of incompetent neglect, Old Trafford have one who’s at the top of the food chain. And Fred finally has the midfield partner who allows him to play further up the pitch, in areas where he excels. United’s recent dispatching of Spurs at home was the perfect example of this partnership in action.
After the game, Ten Hag described Fred’s performance as ‘magnificent’ and such praise still felt like an understatement. Conte set his Spurs’ team up with three defensive midfielders, yet it looked like there were three Fred’s on the pitch such was the energiser bunny mode he was in. It was Manchester United, and Erik Ten Hag’s, best performance of the season with his unBrazilian Brazilian midfielder at the heart of it, supported by the equally impressive Casemiro. If Fred’s time at Old Trafford requires a literary analogy, it would be The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr Hyde. Casemiro appears to be the antidote to the concoction that turns Jekyll into Hyde. Fred may not be the Brazilian midfielder United fans wanted, but he definitely looks like the one the team needs.
Darragh Fox
The Moldovan minnows have plenty of European experience under their belts

The Croatian will be hoping he can last longer than most managers at the Moldovan club, with the longest serving before him being Italian Roberto Bordin, who lasted 18 months. The 46 year old Tomas has a good pedigree, having managed Istanbul Basaksehir a year before United met them in the Champions League.

The Guinea-Bissau international has hit the ground running at Sheriff since signing from French club Sochaux this summer for an undisclosed fee. The left winger has scored four goals in eight appearances this season.

The fans have a rough reputation, with a section of Ultras capable of creating an intimidating atmosphere and singing very pro-Russian songs. The city is situated in the "Transnistria", practically a Russian enclave on the border between Moldova and Ukraine. Due to the Russia-Ukraine war, the away leg was moved to the Zimbru Stadium in Chisinau, the Moldovan capital.

Julien is a big prospect for Sheriff, having signed from Slovakian side AS Trencin in 2020. The 23 year old is a Trinidad and Tobago international, having played 4 times for his national side. A left back by trade, he played 33 times for Sheriff last season, providing five assists.

United had never previously faced a Moldovan opponent in European competition before their away leg against Sheriff. The only English club that Sheriff Tiraspol had ever played before was Tottenham Hotspur, in the 2013-14 Europa League. Spurs won 2-0 in Moldova and 2-1 in London.

Sheriff are hadrly ever off form. They won 20 of the last 22 domestic titles and 22 of their 28 league games last season, recording two 6-0 victories, two 7-0s and a 7-1. They lost only twice and their final goal difference was +67.
Erik ten Hag will be without Raphael Varane for the Sheriff match. Varane suffered a recurrence of a hamstring injury against Chelsea on Saturday which could mean he misses the rest of United’s pre-World Cup matches. Victor Lindelof has been an able deputy so far this season and is expected to replace the Frenchman even though Harry Maguire is approaching fitness after his own injury.
As for the rest of the defence, given the standard of opposition it could be that Luke Shaw is rested and Tyrell Malacia given a run out at left back. Diogo Dalot and Lisandro Martinez have no obvious substitutes, so they are likely to continue, as should David de Gea in goal.
Having said that, Aaron Wan-Bissaka is back in full training so there is a possibility he will be given the nod while Dalot is rested, but it seems more likely he’ll get minutes from the bench.
Up front, the big question is will Cristiano Ronaldo be offered the olive branch of a starting berth after his high profile strop and subsequent publishment last week. This could depend on whether Anthony Martial has recovered from a lower back injury in time to take part. At a press conference on Friday, Ten Hag said “He was on the [training] pitch, but he’s not available for tomorrow [against Chelsea]. We have to see how it develops in the coming days,” which could mean a place on the bench at least.
In this case, Marcus Rashford could start again with Martial and/or Ronaldo making their appearances from the bench.
A home match against lowly opposition could be the ideal time for Jadon Sancho to rediscover his form after a disappointing couple of games. We therefore think he will be picked again on the left wing, with Antony on the right.
Donny van de Beek is also back in training, but Bruno Fernandes is the only experienced specialist number 10 who is match fit so he, too, will probably be pressed into action once again with the Dutchman perhaps getting 30 minutes off the bench.
This leaves the pivot positions, with two from Casemiro, Christian Eriksen, Fred and Scott McTominay to be chosen. While it would be advantageous to rest Casemiro and Eriksen, McTominay’s poor judgment in conceding a penalty against Chelsea will not endear the manager to selecting him, so on balance it could be a case of sticking with the Chelsea match winner and Eriksen.
The manager will hope that United can build a clear lead by half time or the hour mark so five of the likes of Casemiro, Eriksen, Fernandes, Antony, Rashford, Dalot, Lisandro and Rashford can be rested ahead of Sunday’s Premier League clash with West Ham.
Based on the away leg, Ten Hag is unlikely to make any special tactical adjustments against Sheriff. The Moldovans will be expected to park the bus, so creativity from deep midfield will be required. This means that Christian Eriksen is likely to start ahead of Fred or Scott McTominay.
The full backs will be charged with getting forward regularly to create the extra man, and the underlaps that Ten Hag champions should be heavily utlilized.
Movement off the ball will be key to breaking down a stubborn defence, with the front three expected to rotate positions and make intelligent runs to create space for midfield runners.
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Although everyone’s favourite player to watch when on form, Jadon Sancho is still playing within himself. It has got to the stage where Erik ten Hag should drop the winger from Manchester United’s starting lineup.
Many expected that Sancho would be unleashed this season with the extra creation of Christian Eriksen behind him and Erik ten Hag’s desire for dynamic and direct wide forwards. But after several chances and several lacklustre performances, the England man seems reluctant to perform to the levels he displayed at Borussia Dortmund. During United’s marvellous victory over Tottenham Hotspur, Sancho was perhaps the only player in the team who was not a contender for Player of the Match.
After misplacing a pass, Ten Hag quickly brought on Fred in place of Sancho tonight against Chelsea. With United searching for a crucial goal, this substitution was an indictment on the 22-year-old’s performances this season and a signal of Ten Hag’s dissatisfaction.
Alejandro Garnacho and Facundo Pellistri watched on as Ten Hag opted to stabilise his midfield rather than make a like-for-like swap. They should now be given the chance to show their abilities in United’s forward line.
Ten Hag has made it a point this season that he chooses players based on form – as evidenced by the persistent picking of Scott McTominay over Casemiro in September, even when it was perhaps unsuitable to do so. So it should now be the clearest opportunity to give the young forwards a first team start given Sancho’s severe lack of form over recent matches.
Sancho has averaged 0.4 shots on target, 0.7 successful dribbles, and 0.1 crosses per game this season. He has created 0 big chances. It is time for others to be tested in the left-wing position.
Garnacho and Pellistri are not to be sniffed at either in terms of their calibre. Pellistri is a permanent fixture in Uruguay’s golden generation squad and Garnacho led United to the FA Youth Cup title. If they are not to be given a chance to showcase their talent and value in a position crying for rejuvenation for a manager famed for his ability to develop young players, then when will they?
Anthony Elanga showed more drive, confidence, and attacking impetus than Sancho during his cameo this evening; should the Swede consequently be drafted back into the starting eleven for the coming matches?
If Ten Hag is still hesitant in trying out the South American youngsters or give Elanga a real shot at left wing, then he should consider pushing Marcus Rashford back out wide. Rashford had become one of the best inside left forwards in the League three seasons ago. With his lack of ruthlessness and success in front of goal as United’s centre forward, it may be time to move him into his favoured position. He scored 18 goals and assisted 12 on the left wing during the 2019/20 season, and scored 11 from this position the following year.
The dilemma involved in reinstating Rashford to left wing, however, is the lack of strikers at the club. With the Cristiano Ronaldo debacle in full swing and Anthony Martial still on the sidelines , Charlie McNeill and Joe Hugill appear to be the only other fit out-and-out number nines available at the club.
Whatever the case, this Chelsea fixture has indicated that Ten Hag needs to rework his forward line and experiment with his options for upcoming games. And he may just have to dip into United’s illustrious pool of young talent.
Seth Dooley
In this section we look at some of the most active transfer stories of the week about United, both comings and goings. We give each story a fire rating (how hot the story is, out of five) and a star rating (how reliable the story is, out of five).
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The rumours linking Barcelona with an interest in United’s most improved player this season have not gone away, but the Blaugrana now appear to have competition from their arch rivals, Real Madrid, who has reached the top of Carlo Ancelotti’s wishlist after Man City slammed the door shut in their attempts to buy Joao Cancelo.
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It now seems that everyone would be happier if Ronaldo were to move on in January, but the only club rumoured to be still interested is Chelsea.
It’s reportedly the issue that cost Thomas Tuchel his job at Stamford Bridge, so maybe Todd Boehly will find Graham Potter more acquiescent.
A six month contract on a reduced salary is being mooted. Champions League here we come!
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Reports claim that “Intermediaries” have been offering De Gea to a number of “leading” Spanish clubs as his United contract enters its last 8 months. He will be allowed to start talking to clubs when it is six months from expiry. Erik ten Hag said no decision has been made yet about his future, suggesting there is no offer on the table from United.
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United came close to signing Gakpo this summer and he has admitted to having spoken several times with Ten Hag and being disappointed that the deal didn’t happen.
The Dutchman has set out to prove United wrong and has scored 13 while assisting 13 goals for PSV in 19 games across all competitions so far this season.
This could attract other big guns to the auction and come June, his price could be considerably higher than the £35 million quoted just a few weeks ago. Transfer guru Fabrizio Romano is now saying United are still very keen on the player.
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Manchester United boss Erik ten Hag has been complete support in his decisions. If that wasn’t clear before, it certainly is now with how this Cristiano Ronaldo situation is unfolding. But is blindly following a manager a good idea? Even Sir Alex Ferguson got it wrong sometimes. And Ten Hag and Manchester United have gotten it wrong here too.
When it was clear Ronaldo was leaving Juventus, fans were absolutely demanding he had to come to United, as they feared what it would mean if he joined fierce rivals and neighbours Manchester City. It was also an opportunity for one last dance. A chance to see one of their legends back in the flesh and not for a charity match either.
He was coming in as part of the completion of a project that had been going on for a while under Ole Gunnar Solskjaer. Ronaldo was sold a dream – if you’re on the move, why go anywhere but where you’re loved? And with Champions League football appeal and a shot at a Premier League title win, it seemed to make plenty of sense. Who would turn that down? And so he signed on the dotted line, on the assumption that trophies were around the corner, and that he’d be loved, respected, and given the status he deserves.
Unfortunately things didn’t play out that way. It all went south pretty quickly despite Ronaldo’s many, many goals. And he couldn’t stop the direction the club was heading in either.
It was clear a rethink was needed. And so when he desired to leave after realising false promises were made, the club refused to let him go for a fee, turning off any potentially interested clubs. It’s true that no official approaches were made but that was because whatever club was going to buy him next had to justify large fees on top of the huge wages he earned, for a player clearly in the twilight of his career. The Red Devils showed no flexibility, forced him to say, and then subsequently punished him by putting him on the bench after his first real spell of poor form.
Ten Hag had to show he was the man. The club knew the Dutchman and the style of play he wanted to bring. It was all the more reason to let Ronaldo go. Instead Ten Hag insisted Ronaldo was important, needed, and a valuable goalscorer. His actions proved otherwise. Once on the bench, it was near impossible for the Portuguese great to redeem himself.
With the pressure cooker finally boiling over, Ronaldo did the only thing in his power he could do – refuse to embarrassingly come on during the dying embers of a match as if he was an unproven teenager all over again.
He’s been taking a beating left, right, and centre for months now, and when he finally reacts, he gets sent down to the U21s. Not just fined, not just separated from his teammates, but to the U21s, which the press thoroughly enjoyed.
That’s not to say Ronaldo is blameless or faultless but he’s certainly been mistreated and disrespected more than he’s been able to mistreat or disrespect.
Red Moon
In Portugal, Ronaldo is revered as a god. There are statues of him and airports named after him. He is untouchable. And yet even there, in a recent survey, 41% of the respondents said the current situation at United was his fault, with only 27% blaming the United manager (11% blamed the club while 21% said it was “everybody’s fault” source: A Bola) Putting it bluntly, if the Portuguese think it’s his fault, then it must be pretty blatantly so.
As Gary Neville tried to explain to Roy Keane (see Top Ten videos), most fans are grateful to Ten Hag for standing up to Ronaldo. Refusing to go on the tour, walking out of Old Trafford during the Rayo Vallecano friendly (having also been disrespectful to Ten Hag with his “tomorrow, the king plays” tweet) and now this: I don’t care who you are, the manager has to be in charge or the monkeys are running the zoo. It’s insubordination and if one gets away with it, then others will think they can, too.
I don’t even get the argument. If Ghandi had suddenly gone shooting up a town on a killing spree, should he have been not found guilty of murder because of all the good things he’d done in his life before?
There has been nothing but respect from the manager, but he has to play what he believes to be his strongest team and Ronaldo has simply been a yard off the pace every time he’s played this season. As Neville also said, the team is clearly better when he’s not in it.
Looking back to last season, problems with insubordination were probably brewing then already. No fault of Ronaldo’s, and he did score his 24 goals, but as soon as he joined, everything was about feeding him. And when things weren’t going well, his attitude stank, he was constantly berating his teammates, flinging his arms in the air and, at times, not even running for the ball. You could argue that too much respect was shown by Ole Gunnar Solskjaer and that’s ultimately what cost him his job.
And where was the thanks for everyone sticking by him last season? He demands to leave the club. How dare the club expect a transfer fee! Why shouldn’t they? They have to replace him. How is that in any way disrespect? In fact, we’ll never know whether they would have allowed him to leave for free anyway, since nobody wanted him.
So he stays, and he is given games, but then what? Look at the Newcastle match. He was (along with Fred) the worst player on the pitch, so he gets subbed. What does he do? Throws a hissy fit. If he didn’t see how badly he had played, he is delusional. And then in the next game, he is too big to come on as a sub? And then doesn’t even stay to support his teammates? It’s disgraceful behaviour.
There’s an old expression that “there’s no “I” in “team”. But there is an “I” in “CristIano”, and a second one in case you missed the first.
Red Billy
Inter Cities Fairs Cup, Old Trafford, 27th October 1964: Manchester United 6 Djurgardens
A mere five seasons after Manchester United and Matt Busby lost eight of their men on the way home from a European Cup match in Belgrade, United were back to dominating teams in Europe once again. The Munich air disaster in 1958, which so cruelly took the lives of eight of Busby’s babes, and depleted a team who were destined to go on to be the one of the greatest generations of players, had destroyed everything the Scot had built, and set the club back decades.
But after winning the FA Cup in 1963 and subsequently playing in the European Cup Winners Cup, recording another 6-1 victory against Dutch side Willem II, United were well on their way to being a force to be reckoned with abroad once again. United finished as runners-up in the First Division that season and were entered into the Fairs Cup the following year.
After holding The Reds to a 1-1 draw in the first leg in Sweden, thanks only to an 87th minute equaliser by United’s David Herd, Djurgardens came to Old Trafford with dreams of an upset. But United’s front three, in only their second year of playing together, had other ideas, and would go on to do what they did to numerous teams like no one else could, and repeatedly make history along the way. George Best, Denis Law and Bobby Charlton. The Holy Trinity. Northern Ireland’s wing wizard, Scotland’s goal King and England captain and Mr Manchester United himself, putting the fear of god into teams week in, week out.
And the three Manchester United legends were utterly ruthless against the poor visiting Swedes, scoring and swaggering their way into the next round. First on the scoresheet was Law, fresh from being awarded The Ballon d’Or, scoring in the 21st minute of an otherwise uneventful first half. But as the second half got under way, the deadly Scottish centre forward would fire 2 more goals, including a penalty, to complete one of a host of hat-tricks he would secure in his 11 years at Old Trafford.
With Munich survivor, and Busby’s most influential player, Bobby Charlton adding a fourth and a fifth in similarly quick succession, a Tuesday night crowd of 38,437 at Old Trafford cheered in delight.
As the match drew to a close, who else but Best to ensure the deadly threesome would share the plaudits, making it 6-0 to the home team on the night.
Although United would concede a sloppy last minute goal, it was nothing more than a consolation goal for the Swedish side, and the tie ended 7-2 on aggregate to The Reds. Matt Busby and his new generation of men would progress to the semi finals of the competition, bravely fighting against eventual winners Fenerbahce in a playoff, after the teams couldn’t be separated over two legs.
And within just 4 years, Busby and his cherished, unsung hero assistant, Jimmy Murphy, would finally reach the pinnacle of domestic football, watching their rebuilt team lifting the 1968 European Cup at Wembley.
Line up: Patrick Dunne, Shay Brennan, Tony Dunne, Pat Crerand, Bill Foulkes, Nobby Stiles, John Connelly, David Herd, Bobby Charlton, Denis Law, George Best.
Paul Speller
An ageing talisman, once the epitome of professionalism, starts to outstay his welcome in the United team. Unable to accept his diminishing role, the 30-something falls out with the management and triggers a very public breakdown. No longer seeing his former key man as irreplaceable, the boss opts instead to side with the younger players and jettisons the ageing fan favourite. Supporters opinions are split. A glorious era has shuddered to a miserable halt and the reverberations will be felt for years to come.
But enough about Roy Keane (for now).
It’s an inevitable part of modern football that players turned pundits often struggle to criticise former teammates. While it’s frustrating that these people are paid handsomely to offer well-reasoned opinions on hot topics, it’s perhaps understandable.
These are relationships forged in the hothouses of dressing rooms, complete with codes of silence and ingrained loyalty that draw parallels with the mafia. Criticising a one-time colleague is anathema to that sense of unswerving loyalty.
It doesn’t help that most pundits have high profile associations with one particular club. Using Gary Neville as an example, being seen to be objective is no easy task – everyone knows he’s a dyed in the wool Red. Therefore, every time he goes on air, he’s walking a high wire; criticise his former club and he gets flak from the fan base that once idolised him. Hold back and he’s compromised in the eyes of everyone else. This kind of criticism reaches a peak when he pulls punches over a friend, such as Ole Gunnar Solskjaer. He then opens himself up to accusations of nepotism and ends up pleasing nobody.
The Ronaldo saga has brought all of these contradictions to a head and has led to more than one United icon falling off the high wire. First Rio Ferdinand suggested that Erik ten Hag should shoulder some of the blame for the current situation for not communicating properly. He then left himself open to ridicule by going on to say that Ronaldo was ‘special’ and deserves to be treated differently than other players. It’s not an opinion you’d imagine would be endorsed by former coach, Sir Alex Ferguson.
However, Ferdinand’s ramblings were just an aperitif for the opinions of Reds’ legend Keane. The Irishman suffered a complete reactor meltdown on Sky Sports, talking himself into a corner with some next level whataboutery that failed miserably to excuse Ronaldo’s poor behaviour.
Oddly for a man who had always insisted during his own playing career that the team comes before everything, Keane was prepared to suggest that, in this case, one man should be allowed to be bigger than the club. He blamed Ten Hag for not communicating properly. He even said that the Portuguese star’s misdemeanours paled in comparison with those of Old Trafford heroes Paul Scholes, Eric Cantona and Ferdinand. Not satisfied, he then turned his flamethrower on supporters, indicating that their opinions don’t count for much as, “…a lot of the fans don’t have a clue…”
Just another day at the office for Keano then.
For budding armchair psychologists it was hard to avoid the feeling of bottles being uncorked and long-standing grievances finally being aired. In fact, it was difficult to watch all this without feeling privy to a strange kind of psychodrama. Keane had gone way past losing his impartiality and was instead using the Sky studio as his own personal psychiatrist couch. By the end, doctors Hasselbaink and Neville seemed ready to calmly ask for his belt and shoelaces.
Ordinarily, the Irishman’s outspokenness is part of the appeal. He’s not there for reflection or tactical insight. He’s the circus strongman who might just explode. Even so, he’s often got a point and, even when he doesn’t, his delivery is so drily amusing that he’s rarely taken to task. On this occasion, he failed to make a coherent point and found himself looking out of touch and even more bitter than usual.
In raking through his own highly personal misgivings about the treatment of veteran professionals, he confirmed two things. Roy Keane is pathologically incapable of moving on. And it’s actually pretty sad.
Scott Eckersley
Some of the best United-related videos on Youtube since the last match
A week in the life of a technical director
Monday
Strange thing happened today. I was just oiling the hinges on the players’ lockers like John told me and I heard someone whispering “Darren”. But when I turned roond, no-one was there. Then it happened again. It was well spooky I’ll tell ye.
Tuesday
There it was again! I was just cleaning the rubber stoppers on Phil Jones’ crutches and I heard someone whispering “Darren, Darren, go …” I turned roond really quick, but no-one was there again. This is freaking me oot.
Wednesday
Same thing again, but this time in the laundry when I was sorting oot the odd socks. This voice said “Darren, Darren, go tae the …”, I turned around, nothing. Then it came again, “Darren, Darren, go tae the …”. Go tae the what? Someone’s trying tae tell me something.
Thursday
I heard it again. I was just bringing in Luke’s Greggs order and there it was. “Darren, Darren, go tae the Trinity. Go tae the Trinity, Darren.” Och I shat myself so I did. It’s a message from beyond so it is. But what could it mean? The Trinity statue at Old Trafford maybe?
Friday
Went tae the Trinity statue. Nothing happened at first, but then I heard a crackle, and I heard a voice saying “You have one question, Darren. Ask us your question. Ask”. Just as it said it, a chilly gust of wind blew through ma hair. Now I’m really cackin masel. I looked into the eyes of Georgie, Bobby and Denis. It was like they were watchin me. I freaked out so I did and legged it back home.
Saturday
Set ma alarm really early tae go back tae the trinity before the crowd started coming for the match. It was still quite dark when I got there but I could feel the presence of Bobby, Denis and Georgie. The wind blew, then I heard it again: “ask us your question, Darren.” Ma heart was beatin fast so it was. I looked into Georgie’s eyes, he looked back at me. I looked at Bobby and Denis. They looked so wise. I was shakin as I asked. “What does a technical director do, Trinity?” I thought I heard a wee snigger and a shushing sound, then the statue said “Go tae the top of Blackpool tower tomorrow. All will be revealed.” I canny believe it. I’m finally going tae get an answer!
Sunday
Set off first thing tae go tae Blackpool. Got there at 6am but had to stand in the queue coz it didney open till 11 so it didn’t. It was rainin and cold but I didney care. I was finally gonney get ma answer. I was first in and I ran up the 563 stairs tae the top. I looked aroond for a clue but I couldney find anything. Just as I was aboot tae go, a wee laddie tapped me on the back. “Are you Darren Fletcher?” he says. So I says “Yes, laddie, do ye want ma autograph?” He says “No, why would I want that for Christ’s sake? No, two blokes told me to give you this” and he handed me an envelope. It said “Darren Fletcher – Technical Director: Job Specification”. I opened it up and took the paper from inside. I unfolded it and started to read it when a big gust of wind blew it oot of ma hand and off the edge of the tower. For fuck’s sake, now I’ll never know.
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Watching Liverpool lose is almost as much fun as watching United win and they did so big time on Saturday thanks in large part due to the brilliant performance of the on-loan United keeper. The save from Van Dijk at the death was reminiscent of the Gordon Banks save against Pele in 1970. Superb.
What is going on with Sancho? He was simply awful against Chelsea and rightly subbed early in the second half. From a pre-season packed with goals, assists and exciting runs, he seems to have run out of ideas completely. Needs to get it back soon.
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