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The king is dead, long live the king

When Cristiano Ronaldo dubbed himself “The King” in a recent tweet announcing his return to action in the Rayo Vallecano game, it almost felt a bit threatening. It was as if he was bigger than the club, that he would decide when he was going to play, and for whom. Rather than being a question of how new manager Erik ten Hag going to cope with this challenge to his authority, it seemed the other way around – how would Ronaldo cope with Ten Hag’s challenge to his authority?

But already there is a sense that, not only does the Dutchman have the courage to square up to the superstar, but also that he has the club behind him, the fans behind him and possibly even the rest of the squad behind him. Ten Hag’s army against one man. And even if that one man is Cristiano Ronaldo, he is not going to win that battle.

On Wednesday Ten Hag threw the gauntlet down by publicly condemning Ronaldo’s departure from Old Trafford during the Rayo Vallecano game as ‘unacceptable’. Who before would dare to question the king?

Whether Ronaldo goes or stays, what’s important is that the manager has complete authority to play him or not, to substitute him or not, and even to send him home if he is not toeing the line. It is important, in other words, for Ronaldo to know that he is not the king. Erik wears the crown.

Ten Hag’s personality and charisma is already oozing through the walls of Old Trafford and his methods, described neatly by David O’Neill in this edition, seem to be motivating the squad and imbuing the players with confidence. They say that children might fight back against boundaries but that deep down they want and need them to feel safe and flourish. Maybe the same is true of the modern footballer.

Meanwhile, another challenge to authority comes in the ongoing protests against United’s controlling shareholders, the Glazer family. Another one is scheduled in the lead up to the game, and what better time to remind the American tycoons that they are still and will always be unwelcome kings of an empire held against its will? In this week’s Devils’ Advocate, Red Moon and Scott Eckersley argue how much of the blame for their continued presence lies at the door of a former king of Old Trafford, Sir Alex Ferguson. Red Billy also touches on the Glazers’ legacy today as he compares Barcelona’s financial circus to that of United.

So as United ready themselves for the only battle that really matters – the one on the pitch against Brighton on Sunday – as fans we can rally behind our new king, full of confidence and expectation for the season ahead.

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JADON SANCHO: READY TO RUMBLE

If pre-season is anything to go by, the Premier League better watch out for Jadon this time around

Something very peculiar happened at the Rajamangala National Stadium last month. It happened again in Melbourne. And again in Perth.

Manchester United were attacking down the right-hand side – and doing it really well.

Jadon Sancho has opened up whole new possibilities for a team that has had a left-sided attacking bias since Antonio Valencia started playing in defence. Out on tour, he brought class and guile to the right flank.

His combination play with Diogo Dalot and Scott McTominay in wide areas ridiculed suggestions that he needed a £100m attacking wingback supporting him in order to shine, as he terrorized every fullback who had the misfortune of facing him.

A mid-air Cruyff-turn control early on in Bangkok set the tone for his globetrotting adventure as he reminded everyone why Manchester United waited over a year for the privilege of paying £75m for him.

It seems that in Erik ten Hag he has found a manager who can really get the best out of him, even if that does mean the odd roar from the side-lines, as he found out the day before the Liverpool encounter at an open training session.

It should surprise no one that Sancho is relishing Ten Hag’s tutelage. After all, Sancho trained under Pep Guardiola before moving to the Bundesliga – the spiritual home of many a chalkboard-nerd.

His breakout season at Borussia Dortmund came playing for the highly demanding Lucien Favre. The Swiss manager has a reputation for drilling the tactical side of the game into younger players whilst also being a harsh taskmaster in matters of physical conditioning.

With last season devoid of such standards in… well, everything… the introduction of a perfectionist as manager looks set to benefit Sancho as much as anybody else at Old Trafford.

Having been annoyed to miss preseason last year, the winger is excited to show the masses what a refreshed and rejuvenated Jadon Sancho is all about.

There are no ear infections this time – there couldn’t possibly be with balance like his. The hamstring issues that plagued him last term are a distant memory with the 22-year-old looking about twelve yards quicker after his holiday. The heart-breaking penalty miss is well in the past – this man’s confidence is without a dent right now.

And with three goals across his four warmup games, Sancho threatens to become a much more direct danger to opposition defences all over Europe this season.

 

 

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Meet the opposition: BRIGHTON

The Seagulls finished just 7 points behind United last season and will have an eye on Europe

Meet the opposition: BRIGHTON

The Seagulls finished just 7 points behind United last season and will have an eye on Europe

Manager: Graham Potter

Potter has won plaudits for bringing an attractive possession style to the Seagulls. His commitment to good football and his ability to improve players have even put him in the frame as a potential England manager. With Potter never shy of a formation switch, we can expect to see a tactical battle on Sunday as he tries to outwit our own strategist.

One to watch: Moises Caicedo

The Ecuadorian midfielder was heavily linked to United before The Seagulls swooped in 18 months ago. After a bedding-in period, Caicedo has become a regular player on the south coast, starting Brighton’s final eight Premier League matches last season. Those matches included the win over the Red Devils at the Amex, in which Caicedo scored.

Last Time Around

Ralf Rangnick’s tenure may have ended with a whimper rather than a bang against Crystal Palace, but it was on the south coast where United put in one of many performances that would have had any non-interim manager sacked. Chasing shadows against a team adept at moving the ball, and barely having any sort of positive impact on the game, United know they need to do better this time around. The Red Devils showed as desire to get revenge on Liverpool in Bangkok, now it’s time to avenge the Amex 4-0 with points, as well as pride, at stake.

New Signing: Julio Encisco

At just 18, it would be reasonable to expect the young Paraguayan to be eased into Brighton’s first team. However, Encisco has been heavily featured in every one of their preseason games and looks like a player Potter may fast-track into the eleven. He was reportedly signed at the direct request of the south-coast manager, in contrast to how Brighton usually do their business. With 11 goals in 14 Primera División Apertura appearances last season, he may well get a baptism of fire on Sunday.

interesting stats

In the Premier League, Brighton are the nemesis of the Expected Goals metric. They scored 42 goals from 54.45xG – an underachievement only pipped by relegated Norwich City – last season. Their relative woes in front of goal has become a chronic issue and the numbers suggest that poor finishing is to blame. Despite signing forwards such as Neil Maupay and Danny Welbeck, they have converted fewer than 10% of their shots in each of their last five campaigns.

FORM AND INJURIES

Alex MacAllister picked up a groin injury against Espanyol on Saturday, but his manager hopes the Argentine will recover in time for the match. Albion have no other injury concerns, although with Marc Cucurella reportedly pushing for a move to the blue half of Manchester, it will be interesting to see who starts on their left flank. Brighton ended last season strongly, beating United before guaranteeing them Europa league football with a win over West Ham and their preseason ended with a 5-1 drubbing of Espanyol. Leandro Trossard scored a hattrick in that fixture.

match preview

All the latest information about the upcoming game.

Team News and Predicted XI

Manchester United have settled into a 4-3-3 formation over the course of preseason, although a 4-2-3-1 is not out of the question either.

David de Gea is the undisputed number one, despite Tom Heaton’s impressive performance against Rayo Vallecano.

Club captain Harry Maguire is sure to start, although his partner in crime could be any one of Raphael Varane, Victor Lindelof and new signing Lisandro Martinez.

While Martinez played well at Old Trafford last Sunday, he was substituted on the hour mark, indicating that he may need a little more work before starting.

We’ve taken Varane’s captaincy in that match as an indication that he may start over Lindelof, despite his stuttering preseason due to fitness concerns.

Diogo Dalot has no competition for his right-back slot, so is more or less guaranteed. Luke Shaw missed both of las weekend’s games, so the impressive Tyrell Malacia should get the nod at left back.

Fred is likely to play Ten Hag’s ‘connector’ role, with two eights ahead of him in Bruno Fernandes and one of Christian Eriksen, Scott McTominay and Donny van de Beek.

The Dutchman’s use of Eriksen last week in featuring him in all three of United’s matches (including one behind closed doors against Wrexham) suggests that he may be fast-tracking him into the side despite his late addition to the squad.

The preferred front three at this stage would certainly be Anthony Martial, Marcus Rashford and Jadon Sancho.

However, certain to miss out is Martial, whose hamstring injury gives Ten Hag a big decision to make, although he will have Sancho available after the winger recovered from illness.

United’s strongest front three at this stage would be Anthony Martial, Marcus Rashford and Jadon Sancho, however a hamstring injury puts the Frenchman out of contention.

Cristiano Ronaldo showed against Rayo Vallecano that he has work to do on his fitness levels before a competitive start can be considered, even before his club situation is considered.

That makes Rashford a likely candidate to attack through the middle, with Anthony Elanga well positioned to take on a wide role.

Tactical Analysis

In facing Brighton – a side who offer a lot of tactical variety– it will be very interesting to see how United apply the new manager’s principles throughout the game. With Graham Potter a fellow advocate of fluid possession football, Sunday promises an entertaining game.

The Seagulls’ style will particularly be a test of United’s midfielders and their capabilities off the ball, as they look to disrupt the south coast team’s rotational movements.

While Potter is always good for a formation change or twelve during a match, his team typically line up in a 3-4-3 shape with a heavy emphasis on players drifting between lines to create diamond shapes all over the pitch.

It is a strategy that has seen them become adept at creating chances from settled possession, and despite regularly underperforming their expected goals as far as converting those chances goes, there will be many in red on Sunday who will know all too well how dangerous Brighton’s diamonds can be in progressing the ball.

Similarly to Erik ten Hag’s blueprint, Brighton press in a man-oriented fashion, and they do it well. They ranked third in the league for high turnovers last season with 377 – only Manchester City (378) and Liverpool (443) could better that number.

However, they also diligently drop back into a 5-2-3 shape when their initial press fails and can be hard to break down in that shape. They conceded 44 goals last season, with only Wolverhampton Wanderers conceding fewer outside the top four.

TEN HAG: What pre-season has taught us

The tactics board so under-used by Ole Gunnar Solskjaer has already gone into overdrive

With United enjoying a largely positive preseason, on Sunday we will see how well Erik ten Hag’s principles translate to competitive Premier League football.

But what we have seen so far from the Dutchman at United? And how we can expect his team to play this season?

Third man runs

Before a ball was kicked in anger, we had already seen one of the core tenets of Ten Hag’s style drilled into the players when the first videos out of Carrington began to surface, right back at the start of July.

Shouts of “look for the third man run!” were repeated by the new boss as he had the team exchange quick one-twos and practice precise lay-offs.

Third man runs are among the most basic concepts in football, in which two players exchange passes so as to open up space for another player to exploit. It being basic does not make it any less effective, nor any more easy to pull off at the pace Ten Hag demands.

Often used as a means to progress the ball up the pitch, third man runs were used to devastating effect against Liverpool in the Bangkok 4-0. In keeping the ball moving quickly, with one-and-two-touch play, Jurgen Klopp’s famed “Gegenpress” was unable to disrupt United’s quick transitions.

The extreme focus on third man run drills has the added benefit of making players more comfortable in settled possession, as they become used to making quick decisions in the search for space on the pitch.

That was on show against Melbourne Victory, where the Red Devils faced a different challenge in breaking down a relative minnow’s side who had gone ahead with an early goal.

Patient and precise, United carved out four goals in that match too.

Man-oriented pressing structure

In Bangkok, Klopp lamented his team’s inability to cope with United’s “man-marking, especially in midfield.” However, Ten Hag was quick to clarify: “I wouldn’t say it was man-marking. We like to press all day.”

Broadly, there are two variations of pressure and counterpressure: ball-oriented and man-oriented. In a ball-oriented press, the opponent in possession is the reference point for a press, with multiple players closing down the ball carrier from various angles in order to limit options and force a turnover.

Man-oriented pressing still involves harrying the ball carrier, but rather than four or five players closing them down, only the nearest two or three players will. The rest of the side press potential receivers, leading to a situation where the ball-carrier has two problems: (1) They have no time on the ball, and (2) They have no free passing options.

When choosing to press in a man-oriented fashion, you allow the opponent space to play in to, essentially challenging the opponent to take advantage of that space before you can cover it. Think of Pep Guardiola’s sides – the teams they come up against often have space to play in to, but the likes of Sergio Busquets and later Fernandinho ended up racking up recoveries as they “sweep” the space their opponents try to exploit.

With a ball-oriented press (which Liverpool commonly use) because the team has the ball as a reference point, the entire team has one thing to move towards – central defenders are able to squeeze up in most situations, leading to offsides or rushed passes. This can, however, leave receivers free for passes into feet, and against technically excellent players who can pick a pass under pressure, switches of play and line-breaking passes can easily disorganise the press if it fails to impose enough pressure in the first line.

Ralf Rangnick failed to get this team playing a ball-oriented press, but Erik ten Hag has shown early signs of instilling an arguably more tactically difficult man-oriented press in his side.

Formations and player roles

In his first preseason match in charge, Ten Hag went with a fairly clear 4-2-3-1 shape featuring the double pivot of Scott McTominay and Fred.

He has since used something akin to a 4-2-3-1/4-3-3 hybrid as well as an outright 4-3-3, seemingly dependent on the opposition’s shape as much as the players available to him.

If you consider the midfield three as a triangle, oriented either as a ‘1-2’ or a ‘2-1,’ it seems that the new manager opts for the reverse of the opponent’s configuration.

That way, his players match up directly with their opponents in midfield, which allows them to be in close proximity to their opponents when a counterpressing opportunity emerges – to Jurgen Klopp, it apparently looks a lot like man-marking, as previously discussed.

We can expect United’s midfield triangle to also be somewhat informed by player availability as well, given that Christian Eriksen would presumably be more comfortable alongside Bruno Fernandes in a 4-3-3 than he would as a member of a double pivot.

Whoever plays, United are not short of eights (just sixes), meaning that they can opt for an initial 4-3-3 shape in games against teams who sit deep in their own half. That brings us on to our final point.

Aggressive rest-defence

Essentially, a rest-defence comprises of players who stay deep when their team has the ball in order to offer an option to recycle possession or to snuff out counter-attacking passes should a transition occur.

Over the last few years, many top teams (including United at times) have opted for a 3-1-6 shape in this regard, the ‘3-1’ forming the rest-defence as the ‘6’ players push up to stretch opposition backlines. Other variations include Pep Guardiola’s 3-2-5, Jurgen Klopps’s 2-3-5, the odd 2-2-6, etc, etc.

In all of those cases, the goal is to overload the opposing defence with players in the third line, while the two-line rest defence does its aforementioned job. But there aren’t many going for a 2-1-7.

But that is exactly what Ten Hag has experimented with in preseason.

Against Aston Villa in Perth, United started in a 4-3-3 formation using Fred as a single pivot ahead of the centre-backs, as the midfielders ahead of him pushed up in support of Martial, at the same time that both fullbacks got into attacking positions right up alongside their wingers.

That left Villa with a line of seven players to deal with whenever United had the ball in settled possession – a difficult overload to deal with. Meanwhile, the somewhat light ‘2-1’ rest-defence United fielded didn’t seem threatened by counterattacks, with the team as a whole clued up on how to press and slow down attacks as a unit (at least before the changes).

What did seem an issue, however, was the on-ball responsibilities of the rest-defence.

Fred was regularly caught behind Villa’s line of three narrow attacking players, unavailable for passes from Harry Maguire and Victor Lindelof. When he did get on the ball, he was often unable to create space for himself to turn and pick a pass – a key responsibility of a single pivot no matter the structure.

This forced United to build through the full backs, which they did manage well enough at times. But Ten Hag has spoken of his desire to create an unpredictable side, with many attacking weapons at its disposal. Screening the holding midfielder out of the game – which should not happen so easily – kills any attempt to build through the middle.

If the kinks can be ironed out of the 2-1-7 possession structure, it will be an invaluable option against those pesky sides who like to drop a pair of number sixes into a four-man backline, as it will give United a spare man to play in.

Putting it all together

Pass and move football, a co-ordinated pressing unit, tactical flexibility, and a plan of attack for all occasions.

It might still be very early days but making all of that seem possible is exactly what Erik ten Hag has been doing with his summer.

David O’Neill

transfer rumours

What’s hot, what’s real and what’s not

In this section we look at some of the most active transfer stories of the week about United, both comings and goings. We give each story a fire rating (how hot the story is, out of five) and a star rating (how reliable the story is, out of five).

our top transfer tip

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Benjamin Sesko (Red Bull Salzburg)

Reliable journalists confirm that John Murtough is in talks with Sesko’s people and the player will make a decision as to whether he will leave Red Bull Salzburg now or stay another season.

Chelsea are now said to have entered the fray for “the next Haaland” and if either club can come anywhere near close to their €55 million asking price, the 6ft4in Slovenian could be on his way.

Whether or not Ronaldo stays, United simply need more strikers.

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Rated 4 out of 5
Frenkie de Jong (Barcelona)

Barcelona have raised another €350 million by selling TV rights but La Liga have ruled that it’s still not enough to register their new players, so they will almost certainly now have to pay Frenkie the €17m they owe him so he can leave.

The biggest problem now would seem to be that while United have waited for the situation to be resolved, Chelsea are also keen – now confirmed by David Ornstein, so a genuine Champions League alternative might be available to him. Harry Redknapp claims a senior source at United told him that Chelsea is FDJ’s preferred destination.

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Rated 3 out of 5
Cristiano Ronaldo (to any UCL side)

Options seem to have dried up for Ronaldo now in his quest to find a Champions League side willing to take him on.

With all the big players out of the picture, he would have to throw himself at the mercy of United to loan him to an also-ran such as old club Sporting Lisbon, or buy his own way out of his contract.

Despite his obvious disenchantment, an Old Trafford stay looks most likely right now.

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Fabian Ruiz (Napoli)

Reports claim that United have made a cheeky low-ball offer for the Spain international which has been rejected by Napoli.

Given that the midfielder has a reported release clause of €30m and a value as per transfermarkt.com of €55m, United have plenty of room for manouvre if they genuinely want to bag the 26 year old.

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Ethan Laird (Watford, loan)

Although it’s looking more and more as if Aaron wan-Bissaka will be sold this summer, there is a surprising lack of reports about potential suitors.

Meanwhile, the next in line to be Diogo Dalot’s understudy, Ethan Laird, looks set to join Championship side Watford on loan after an agreement was reached last week.

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Eric Bailly (to Roma)

They are queueing up to sign Bailly. Roma, AC Milan and Sevilla are all reportedly in the race, with Roma reportedly closing in on a deal. Some reports claim this is a loan with €8 million purchase option while others are reporting the clubs have agreed an €8m transfer, with just personal terms left to be resolved.

Newly promoted Fulham, who have already acquired the services of Andreas Pereira, have also been linked.

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The devil's advocate

“Sir Alex Ferguson is to blame for the current state of the club”
The case for ...

It all started with a horse. Back in the heady days of 2001, Sir Alex Ferguson’s position at Manchester United couldn’t have been more secure. His side had won the Premier League three times in a row and his relationship with majority shareholders John Magnier and JP McManus was so strong that the racing tycoons had gifted him a share in revered thoroughbred, Rock of Gibraltar.

By 2004, a bitter and public fall out over stud fees had embroiled the former friends in a long-running legal dispute. Magnier and McManus publicly questioned Fergie’s transfer dealings and began looking for buyers for their shares in the club. Watching on from Florida, the opportunistic Glazer family made their move. Within a year they would own the club.

For all his undoubted brilliance, Fergie’s actions sowed the seeds that led to one of the most despised ownerships in all of football. Everything that followed; the crippling debt, the failure to invest in both team and infrastructure, the public protests, the wayward decisions, the years of grinding failure, all stemmed from a poorly received gift.

As interest on the suddenly-indebted club mushroomed, investment slowed to a trickle. The average age of the team began to creep up and the Ronaldo money wasn’t properly reinvested. Fergie’s love of a big money swoop inexplicably vanished. He often complained of there being no value in the market, but many Reds’ fans saw this as cover for the owners. The United hardcore started the Green and Gold campaign in an attempt to force the Glazers out. Fergie could have used his considerable heft to spearhead the fans’ efforts, but instead opted to publicly back the reviled Americans, who stood firm.

By the time he retired in 2013, he’d used his considerable skills as a man-manager to wring every last drop of potential out of his squad. The best players – Ferdinand, Vidic, Scholes, Giggs, Carrick – were the wrong side of 30. The squad was on its last legs and the after-effects of allowing key positions to atrophy would be felt for years to come.

Even so, Fergie’s part in the club’s descent wasn’t complete. Not heeding lessons from history, he went full-Busby and continued to be involved in future decisions. His appointment of David Moyes as successor was nothing short of disastrous and set the tone for a near decade of failure.

Fergie is a complex, brilliant man, and his legacy as one of European football’s greatest managers is unassailable. He’s also utterly ruthless and totally single-minded. Whatever your views on the rights and wrongs of his legal case against Magnier and MacManus, one thing is sure; his private quest for financial settlement unpicked the fabric of the club and sent it lurching towards an era of debt and ruin. He deserves to be remembered as one of the all-time greats. He’ll also be remembered as the man who traded his kingdom for a horse.

The case against...

Sir Alex Ferguson. Club legend. All-time great.

He’s not flawless or free of criticism. But having said that, to pin the entire demise of Manchester United on him is criminal. Not matter how fantastic he was, no matter how much support he had, Sir Alex Ferguson’s role in the club was still as manager. There was only so much he could control and so much power he had. And if he had the rumoured full control and power over the whole club, it’s still the owners who gave him those things, so it’s on them.

Everything boils down to the owners. History has shown us time and time again, owners make or break their clubs, Manchester United or otherwise. Everything starts from the top down, and to blame it on those in the middle is nonsensical and excuses those above, who were the true cause of anything good or bad.

The lack of investment wasn’t Fergie’s decision. The true cause of the aging squad wasn’t Fergie’s decision. The disintegration of Old Trafford. The downgrading of the training facilities. The loss of our status as being one of the best in the world in youth development. This all boils down to the Glazers.

If anything, the way the club fell apart after Sir Alex’s departure shows just how much he was holding it together, rather than him being the cause of it all. Without him, the Glazers showed a stunning lack of sense or leadership or direction even.

Hiring David Moyes is often the stick used to beat Sir Alex Ferguson with but even that is a little harsh. For one, no one had any major complaints at the time as it seemed fairly logical. Moyes wasn’t a world-beater of a manager but he seemed to have qualities that could’ve translated into success in the right environment.

And that seems to be the case now with West Ham. He was on a shoe-string budget at Everton and dragged that team from season to season. They’ve failed to recover since his departure. That’s not to say given more time Moyes would’ve succeeded at United, but it’s to say that one could see why Ferguson backed him.

But this is all besides the main point, the owners allowed Ferguson to select his successor, as they cowered away from their responsibilities and hid behind a club legend instead. In fact, the one decision they actually made of their own accord miserably backfired and set the club back a decade.

Enter Ed Woodward.

It was Ed and co’s failures that ruined the post-Ferguson era, rather than anything Ferguson actually directly did himself. The great Scot showed time and again that given the resources, he will deliver spectacular, long-term success. The owners failed him the moment they came in.

The only major blot on Ferguson’s legendary status is his refusal to criticise the owners. But no one since he left has done so either, at least not during their actual respective eras. Sir Alex, right or wrong, valued a united club over a disrupted one, even if it meant biting his tongue. Debating whether that decision was correct or incorrect is fair enough, but that still doesn’t mean the cause of the demise of the club was down to him. Again, it removes the attention from the true culprits. In no real-world scenario does an employee openly criticise their superiors, so it seems strange to have expected that from him.

Sir Alex Ferguson- not free from criticism, just free of blasphemous accusation.

On this day

August 7th, 2016

First leg of the treble

The ‘Jose Mourinho treble’ as it shall henceforth be known, began on August 7th, 2016, against Leicester City.

Facing the five-thousand-to-one champions at a packed Wembley stadium, Jesse Lingard greeted his favourite venue in the usual fashion.

A dribble from the half-way line past four defenders opened the door to slot past Kasper Schmeichel, earning him the honour of being the first goalscorer of the Mourinho era, just as he had closed the book on Louis van Gaal’s tenure with his FA Cup winner three months prior.

United held a 1-0 lead at half-time, but they had struggled to create chances beyond Lingard’s sensational solo goal. Leicester, meanwhile, were a constant threat from set pieces, with Shinji Okazaki hitting the bar following a corner.

In the second half, Leicester equalised.

Fresh off the back of a 24-goal campaign, Jamie Vardy pounced on a clumsy back pass from Marouane Fellaini. In typical fashion, he blew through the defensive line, shifted around a panicking David de Gea, and placed the ball into an empty net.

But new signing Zlatan Ibrahimovic had made a promise.

“It’s the first trophy game and that is the first trophy we will bring home,” he said before the game.

Despite only registering one shot by minute 82, he was lively for his second effort as he headed in a chipped cross from Antonio Valencia.

Ibrahimovic towered over Wes Morgan to win the challenge and his resultant header went in off the bar, past a scrambling Schmeichel.

One game, one trophy. Look, Mourinho said it was a trophy, okay?

RED billy

Barcelona are a laughing stock, but I’d rather be them

What are Barcelona doing? Anyone who’s following the Frenkie de Jong transfer saga this summer will know that they owe him €17 million-ish in deferred wages and it seems that’s the hold up to his leaving and joining United. They can’t afford to pay him, they say. And yet they have signed Franck Kessie, Andreas Christensen, Raphinha, Robert Lewandowski and Jules Koundé and are still pursuing Bernardo Silva, Cesar Azpilicueta and Marcos Alonso.

It’s complete madness, and yet they seem to be getting away with it.

United have been confident of signing Frenkie because everyone believed they’ll simply have to sell him to balance the books and get his wages off the payroll to register the new boys. But the Blaugrana are maybe now not even going to need to do that, because they are busy selling television and merchandising rights.

So far, since their member-owners voted to allow president Joan Laporta to sell those rights for the next 25 years, they have raised €707 million. The football world is watching with its collective jaw on the floor, wondering how on earth the club can put short-term gain ahead of long-term financial stability like that.

It was widely reported that Bayern Munich insisted on cash only for Lewandowski because they believe Barça could be bankrupt within a year. It seems to be financial suicide and nobody really understands how the Catalans are going to find a way out of it.

You almost feel smug to be a United fan and glad you’re not a Barça fan … until … hey, wait.

When the Glazers took over United, they leveraged the club to the tune of €787 million. We’re actually the trendsetters in self-destructive debt building.

Granted, United’s total debt now stands at €582m whereas Barça’s was estimated at €1.3 million before they “activated” these “levers”, as they like to call the sale of rights. And although these levers don’t go down as loans on the looks, that is essentially what they are. If they were using it to reduce that €1.3 billion, that’s one thing, but by the end of the summer they’ll have blown it all on shiny new players. They’re even talking about bringing Lionel Messi back.

But what did United get in return for going nearly €800m in debt? Marouane Fellaini? I wouldn’t mind so much if we’d blown our wad on Lewandowski, Raphinha, Koundé and co. All ours ever got spent on was paying dividends to the leeches who were allowed to take the club over on that basis.

That, in a nutshell, is why United fans will be marching in protest against the owners at 12 noon on Sunday outside Old Trafford while the Barça fans will be almost ready to escort Laporta into the Camp Nou on a golden litter with a laurel wreath on his head when their season begins.

Laporta’s actions are irresponsible, short-sighted and dangerous. But at least they were taken to build a better team and to be popular with the fans. The Glazers’ actions, from day one, have simply been cynical, asset-stripping, self-serving greed.

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Darren's Diary

A week in the life of a technical director

Sunday

I read in The Sun Erik is going to ask me to decide if we should send Zidane and Charlie on loan or keep them here. Och, that must be my job, loan decider! Canny wait. Better get cracking.

Monday

Prepared a dossier on those academy boys. Erik’s gonney be well impressed. Included all my scooting notes for them plus a mock-up of what their Panini stickers would look like.

Tuesday

Saw Zidane and Charlie in the showers, told them I was gonney be making the decision on their futures. They laughed so they did, I dunno why. Maybe it was nerves.

Wednesday

Decided the boys should go on loan. I’m thinking Salford, tae keep the train fares doon. Simulated them playing for Salford on Fifa and recorded it. Did the full 90 in three different formations. They were braw. Zidane scored a free kick in one of them. Put the recordings on a CD to put in Erik’s dossier.

Thursday

Was thinking about the boys’ shirt numbers at Salford. I thought 6 and 8 but turns oot they’re already took by guys called Croft and Akauola. Best I could find was 36 and 38. Photoshopped the lads’ faces onto Salford kit and added the numbers. Put it in the dossier. It’s getting quite thick.

Friday

Phoned Woody at Salford tae soond him oot aboot the loans. He told me he’d speak tae John aboot it. I told him Erik was letting me decide. He laughed. Stencilled “Erik ten Hag: Confidential” on the cover of the dossier. Looks class.

Saturday

Tried to give Erik my dossier but he said tae speak tae John. John couldney really talk cuz he was practising his putting. Told me to put the dossier on his desk and tae get him a coffee. Came back but he’d gone. He must have accidentally knocked my dossier into the bin on his way oot. Put it back on the desk so I did.

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MYSTERY Manc

Which United player is this and what was the year?

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Crossword


1. Brighton's old ground
2. Brentford's old ground, Park
3. Leicester's old ground, Street
4. Southampton's old ground 3,4
5. Stoke City's old ground
6. Bolton Wanderers' old ground, Park
7. Derby County's old ground
8. Shrewsbury Town's old ground 3,6
9. Sunderland's old ground, Park
10. Rotherham's old ground
11. Swansea's old ground, Field
12. Arsenal's old ground

Matchday Quiz – Brighton

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HERO to ZERO

Who are we raving about this week?

Hero

Alejandro garnacho

Garnacho’s performance against Rayo Vallecano was reminiscent of watching Cristiano Ronaldo’s debut against Bolton back in 2003. He lit Old Trafford up and fans are begging Erik ten Hag to keep him at the club this season to see what he can do.

ZERO

Tahith Chong

Whether it’s to put him in the shop window or because he’s playing the Dutch card, Chong has been given plenty of opportunities by Ten Hag this summer and he hasn’t helped his cause. The talent has always been there but it’s time to move on – permanently, while United can still make some money on him.

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August 7, 2022

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Ruud van Nistelrooy vs. Arsenal, 2003. The match was known as “The Battle of Old Trafford” and ended 0-0 after Ruud missed a last-minute penalty. Arsenal’s Martin Keown jumped on the United man but wasn’t carded for the incident. Well done if you got it right!

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  11. Vetch
  12. Highbury